You are now Katherine Harris Campaign Manger - what's your campaign motto?

[LynneSin]

Good Luck

The winning entry will be put on the endless list of Campaign Managers for Katherine Harris for her fall campaign. Since she goes through and rids them like potential democratic voters on the voting roll, we figured you'll eventually get the job!

[gilpo]

1. Shoot me now...

That might be more appropriate as the personal motto, though.

[calimary]

32. I can see the sign hanging on whoever has that thankless job:

"Bless this Mess".

[TechBear_Seattle]

2. "If you don't vote for me then God hates you and so do I."

"I am Katherine Harris, and I approve the message that you are going to Hell and dragging this country behind you if you don't vote for me. Halleluya!"

[LiberalinNC]

3. "I cheated for you once, I'll do it again"!

"Vote for Harris, she's spending her 10 million for you!".

[Jo March]

4. Katherine Harris: See what Spunk & Moxie can do for you!

I know, I know. I'm bad. :spank:

[MercutioATC]

16. Beat me to it...

:P

[Jo March]

27. Okay, one for you as well

:spank:

:evilgrin:

[MercutioATC]

36. I consider myself duly spanked.

:)

[eallen]

5. "Certified 99 44/100 per cent pure wingnut"

[rfranklin]

6. Boobs away!....uh...bombs away!

She said pointedly.

[Drifter]

7. This one never seems to get old ...

"I quit"


Cheers
Drifter

[hatrack]

8. "Harris for Senate - Not QUITE 100% Batshit Crazy!"

nt

[MrModerate]

9. "I Put Bush in the White House: You Owe Me" n/t

[meegbear]

10. "Stupid is as stupid does"

I'm Kathleen Harris and I approve of this message.

[Gato Moteado]

11. "god wants you to choose me as your ruler"

nt

[AusTexDem]

12. "Katherine Harris, White like Jesus"

[tinfoilinfor2005]

13. Don't sleep here tonight, you're too ugly?

Oh, I see later in your post you said manager. I was just looking at the word Manger and envisioned Katie asleep in the manger.

ok, bad joke...:spank:

[mahatmakanejeeves]

14. Ma-ma-ma Weer All Crazee Now

1972 "Mama Weer All Crazee Now" UK #1

Edited: another link, though it doesn't add much.

Mama Weer All Crazee Now

[bowens43]

15. "Check out my hooters!!"

[kurth]

19. You can't milk this cow

Nice decoration, however.

[ChicagoRonin]

17. "God bless Katherine Harris . . .

. . . 'cause no one else will."

[LynneSin]

18. Welcome to DU

We're not even sure if God wants to bless that mess

[leftofthedial]

20. Kathy--not THAT fucking crazy

[RedStateShame]

21. That noise made when you run your index finger up and down your lips.

[ComerPerro]

22. "I don't care if you vote for me. I've already bought this election"

[Ezlivin]

23. I'll leave my high-beams on

My silicone upgrade is fully functional.

[Jack Rabbit]

24. Don't Quit!!

[TLM]

25. Now with 1/3 less make-up...

[Art_from_Ark]

26. Katherine Harris-- "Whorin' fer Floriduh"

[zanne]

28. "I'm the devil you know". nt

[Totally Committed]

29. "They're Real, I Swear!" (n/t)

TC

[Bake]

30. "Do It For The Twins"

Bake

[KamaAina]

31. "I'm melting! I'm melting!!"

:P

[opihimoimoi]

33. The New Queen of MEAN...with Life Preservers no less

[ChiciB1]

34. Florida Doesn't Give A Hoot... So Go Ahead... One More Time!! n/t

[specimenfred1984]

35. "I Rigged It Once, I'll Rig It Again!" nt

...

[Stardust]

37. "Let them eat mascara!"