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LUHiWY Donating Member (120 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 10:08 AM
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Don't believe in Black Helicopters?
Edited on Wed Sep-06-06 10:09 AM by LUHiWY
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article4068.htm

Read both parts...watch the video....


Of course things have probably improved a lot by now and these kinds of things aren't actually happening anymore in the world or in the new, better, reformed, wonderful New Knighted States!!! ;-)


IN YOUR RETARDED DREAMS........FOOL. :-)
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 10:18 AM
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1. The local airport shares the strip with an air base
and the first time I flew out of the airport, I noticed that the helicopters ARE BLACK.

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Monkeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 10:26 AM
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2. Argonne National Labs
Homeland Sec. has taken over part of the labs. Every Chopper is black
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 10:29 AM
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3. Well, I work directly across the street from an air base in Georgia
and I have yet to see any black helicopters.
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LUHiWY Donating Member (120 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 10:41 AM
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5. Black cars?
I've seen some black cars. They go pretty fast. Sometimes the windows are dark and I can't see who's driving. Do they have black helicopters at home? How do they see at night?
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petgoat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 10:37 AM
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4. There is no such thing as a black helicopter.
There are metallurgical reasons that the carbon pigment in black
paint can not possibly be sprayed on aluminum helicopter skin.
The science of this is much too complicated for someone of your
limited intellect and education, but trust me. If you like, I'll
throw you a link to a 4000-page report that proves it somewhere.

Besides, if there were black helicopters, our secret security
agencies would tell our Congress all about them, and our news
media would do stories on them.

Also, black helicopters require mechanics, pilots, painters. It
would involve a conspiracy of thousands, and somebody would have
talked.

Also, the Bush adminstration is not competent to create black
helicopters. Can you imagine Karl Rove trying to run a spray
gun, heh heh heh? If they tried to make helicopters black,
they'd probably end up orange.

Reports of black helicopters are the imagining of pathetic
neurotics who are not tough enough to tolerate the chaos of
modern life. They must imagine these things so that they
can imagine that the universe has some order.

There is no order in the universe. Afghanistan is liberated,
and becomes an opium farm, and Bush's cronies get rich. Iraq
is liberated, and its oil production is disrupted, and the
price of oil goes to all time highs, and Bush's cronies get
rich. Iraq's civil war goes on and on and on, and expensive
military contracts go on and on and on, and Bush's cronies
get rich. Elections start showing funny vote counts, and
new voting machines are installed, and vote counts get funnier
still--and Bush's cronies get rich. See what I mean? There
is no order in the universe.

Anyone who says anything about black helicopters needs to
take prescribed drugs until they just shut up. Go back to sleep.

Oh, and 19 Arabs under 5'7" tall overwhelmed the air defences
of the most powerful military force the world has ever seen,
even flying a plane 400 miles across into its headquarters.
It's a total coincidence that Bush's cronies got rich.










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