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There are metallurgical reasons that the carbon pigment in black paint can not possibly be sprayed on aluminum helicopter skin. The science of this is much too complicated for someone of your limited intellect and education, but trust me. If you like, I'll throw you a link to a 4000-page report that proves it somewhere.
Besides, if there were black helicopters, our secret security agencies would tell our Congress all about them, and our news media would do stories on them.
Also, black helicopters require mechanics, pilots, painters. It would involve a conspiracy of thousands, and somebody would have talked.
Also, the Bush adminstration is not competent to create black helicopters. Can you imagine Karl Rove trying to run a spray gun, heh heh heh? If they tried to make helicopters black, they'd probably end up orange.
Reports of black helicopters are the imagining of pathetic neurotics who are not tough enough to tolerate the chaos of modern life. They must imagine these things so that they can imagine that the universe has some order.
There is no order in the universe. Afghanistan is liberated, and becomes an opium farm, and Bush's cronies get rich. Iraq is liberated, and its oil production is disrupted, and the price of oil goes to all time highs, and Bush's cronies get rich. Iraq's civil war goes on and on and on, and expensive military contracts go on and on and on, and Bush's cronies get rich. Elections start showing funny vote counts, and new voting machines are installed, and vote counts get funnier still--and Bush's cronies get rich. See what I mean? There is no order in the universe.
Anyone who says anything about black helicopters needs to take prescribed drugs until they just shut up. Go back to sleep.
Oh, and 19 Arabs under 5'7" tall overwhelmed the air defences of the most powerful military force the world has ever seen, even flying a plane 400 miles across into its headquarters. It's a total coincidence that Bush's cronies got rich.
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