CAPTION talking out out the side of his A**

[underpants]

[acmavm]

1. He's whispering to another one of his personalities.

[Cooley Hurd]

2. "Swallow or spit... spit or swallow... what to do... what to do..."

I know... I'm pure evil!:evilgrin:

[Deep13]

3. That snow cone didn't taste anything like lemon.

[StClone]

4. "I wonder what I am thinking?"

"Anyway I'd sure like to practice my love...oops, did I say that out loud again...careful Georgie."

[Deep13]

5. Whaddayah mean the fruit is plastic?

[MADem]

6. The Thought Process of a Dunderhead

Ah'm givin' a speech an' ah'm almost threw...
Dick tole me what ta say an' do.
Mah war's goin' bad, the economy's a mess.
An' Laura caint find hersef a decent lookin' dress.

Ah wish ah dint haffta think about elections,
Ah have enuff trouble when it comes to erections.
Say, wonder what Condi is doin' today...
Maybe after this she'll come over an' play!

[Auntie Bush]

7. Did I make that smell?

[China_cat]

8. I have never seen so many pictures

of a supposed leader with such ridiculous facial expressions.

Even Gerald Ford, when falling on his ass as many times as he did, managed to keep a facial expression that had SOME dignity to it.

[Eurobabe]

9. Where's my BEANO?

[racaulk]

10. You're supposed to spit out the Listerine, Mr. President.