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Edited on Thu Sep-07-06 08:07 AM by newportdadde
I have an idea for some of the scenes:
"Sir, this brief says 'Bin Laden is going to attack', what should we do?"
* "Huh? I've been on the job now for over six months can't you give me a break, this is hard work, I need more vacation time..."
"Sir, the 911 attacks are not connected to Iraq"
* "Do you think I care?, he tried to kill my dad and they have nice reserves of oil over there. Lets not even get into all the money that can be stolen through 'reconstruction'. Besides its like a get out of jail free card in the next election."
"Sir, we cannot find any WMDs."
* "That can't be right, what about all the stuff Reagan, my father and Rummy helped give them to gas Iran or hell what about the stuff he used on the Kurds when my father didn't support them when they started fighting? They have to be there."
"Sir, we are loosing more and more troops in Iraq"
* "Whats is your point? I bet a lot of those loses are minorities and poor people looking for education money, no big loss I mean they all would have died someday anyways and who knows if they would have had a good life. Here send their mothers/widows this presidential coin but be sure to tell them not to eBay it.. heh heh."
Feel free to add your own.
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