Top 10 lies ABC wanted to put in "Path to 9/11" but couldn't...

[wyldwolf]

10. Monica Lewinsky was a Taliban spy...

9. The Howard Dean scream was actually an Islamic rallying cry...

8. Jimmy Carter's "Habitat for Humanity" built houses for the 9/11 terrorists...

7. George W. Bush piloted an F-14 on an intercept course, but was seconds too late...

6. Tom Delay begged Wes Clark to lead forces into Afghanistan after Kosovo...

5. Nancy Pelosi traveled with Bin Laden in a VW van across the country in the 60s... and didn't kill him when she had the chance!

4. Laura Bush THOUGHT she was crashing into Bin Laden's car...

3. 9/11 was really payback to Clinton for stealing Gennifer Flowers from Bin Laden.

2. The White Water land deal was really in Saudi Arabia.

1. ..and the number one lie ABC wanted to put in "Path to 9/11" but couldn't is... is...?

[MADem]

1. That was a Bush Double in the Pet Goat Schoolroom!

The real Bush was hard at work, with a knife in his teeth, chasing Bin Ladin in Tora Bora!

[The Deacon]

2. That Bush Even Knows Where Afghanistan IS

[SteppingRazor]

3. No. 1: Clinton had sex with Bin Laden n/t

[TechBear_Seattle]

7. If this were a contest

Your answer would get my vote :hi:

[BootinUp]

4. Bill Clinton censored an ABC exclusive report on Bin Laden using airplanes

to hit the WTC and the Pentagon, one of the hijacker/pilots will be Mohammed Atta, and other shockingly accurate investigative reporting a full year before the attacks.

[Dhalgren]

5. That Hillary Clinton is actually a Syrian man named

Ibn Fuki Uhbad. And was the terrorist ring leader, flying the lead plane on 9/11.

[GeorgeGist]

6. Dick Cheney knew well in advance but couldn't get the W-A-R-N-I-N-G out...

because the Clintons had removed all the 'W" keys from the keyboards.

[IronLionZion]

8. That Clinton was responsible for arming the mujahideen

and selling arms to Iran too. If he was responsible for hurricane Andrew and Ruby Ridge which happened before he was president and the first WTC attack which happened 1 month after he took office, then he's likely responsible for everything bad that has ever happened and none of the good.

If Clinton had gone to Vietnam, he would have impregnated every Vietnamese woman and ended the war early. A country full of pregnant women is in no condition to fight, they would have surely surrendered.

[prole_for_peace]

9. Clinton was supposed to be one of the hijackers but

he was too busy banging an office intern and missed his flight.

[zbdent]

10. 11. Bill Clinton was screwing Chelsea the morning of the

first WTC bombing ...

[FrenchieCat]

11. That one's too nasty.....

kind of over the top......

tsk, tsk, tsk......

[zbdent]

12. Actually, I heard that a few RWers

believed that one (maybe not on the DAY OF the first WTC bombing ...)

Don't forget, they tried to make Hillary's statement about talking to Chelsea on 9/11 into a federal case of lying ...

[NMDemDist2]

14. maybe, but let me tell you a true story from 1996

I was a waitress at a popular lunch spot just blocks from the California State Capitol. we got lots of staffers in there

one day some Repub staffers were having lunch and asked me who I'd be voting for that Nov. When I told them WJClinton they asked me was there anything that could make me change my mind?

Nope, says I. they said "Well what if it turned out he molested a child?"

and I said, "You'd better have video and then I *MIGHT* think about voting Green."

:rofl:

[minnesota_liberal]

13. If Bush2 had piloted an F-14 he never would have found land

The F-14 is a Navy plane and most were based on carriers. I think they were still in service 5 years ago but most have been replaced by F-18s by now.