Exhibit A: Osama bin Laden "mastermind" of the 9/11 attacks (unless you believe the tinfoil hat theories and believe the attacks were orchestrated in Crawford, TX):
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Exhibit B: George W. Bush, LEAPING into action on September 11th. The moment captured in this photo would come to represent the effort spent in the next five years to bring back Osama "dead or alive" (that is to say he did "jack shit" to capture him, venturing off to take down Saddam so he could be better than his daddy):
Exhibit C: Bob Dylan's song "Love Minus Zero / No Limit," from the "Bringing It All Back Home" CD (1965...
41 years ago...In the dime stores and bus stations,
People talk of situations,
Read books, repeat quotations,
Draw conclusions on the wall.
Some speak of the future,
My love she speaks softly,
She knows there's no success like failure
And that failure's no success at all.Exhibit E: September 11, 2006. Junior plans to go on national TV during the fictional sodomy-fest "Path To 9/11" and trumpet how we have "learned the lessons of 9/11 and are winning the war on terra," and how he'll continue to protect us. He wants 20 minutes to tell the nation how his FAILURES were actually SUCCESSES! This man couldn't protect his own balls with a guard dog and a pair of steel-plated boxer shorts. He has a struggle eating fucking CUSTARD. Small CHILDREN can eat custard EFFORTLESSLY. What's that tell you?
Ladies and gentlemen of DU, I respectfully rest my effin' case.
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