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Up2Late Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 07:04 PM
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NYC Unveils 9/11 Memorial Hole (The Onion)
(Just in case someone here doesn't know, "The Onion" is Satire, look it up.)

Five Years Later

NYC Unveils 9/11 Memorial Hole


September 11, 2006 | Issue 42•36

NEW YORK—Days before the fifth anniversary of the destruction of New York's World Trade Center by terrorists, city officials gathered on the site where the Twin Towers once stood to dedicate the newly completed 9/11 Memorial Hole.

"From the wreckage and ashes of the World Trade Center, we have created a recess in the ground befitting the American spirit," said New York Governor George Pataki from a cinderblock-and-plastic-bucket-supported plywood platform near the Hole's precipice. "This vast chasm, dug at the very spot where the gleaming Twin Towers once rose to the sky, is a symbol of what we can accomplish if we work together."

Pataki then cut a ceremonial ribbon to release a giant blue plastic tarpaulin, reportedly the largest of its kind, which fluttered and snapped while slowly settling into the detritus and mud at the bottom of the 70-foot Hole, drawing a long, tired sigh of resignation from the estimated crowd of 50,000 who had assembled to watch and shake their heads....

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...The Hole contains several symbolic features: A massive reinforced-concrete foundation known before 9/11 as the "Bathtub" now serves as the renamed "Remembrance Facing." According to official memorial literature, a gently declining plane into the heart of the memorial stands for the gradual but steady passage of time, and permits construction vehicles to enter and exit the site. Chain-link fences symbolize the present but nonetheless scalable barriers between different cultures. Lastly, the "Eternal Puddle," perhaps the Hole's most notable and arresting, as well as bottommost, feature, allows visitors to reflect on the tragedy, while the rainwater-and-seepage-fed Puddle itself reflects muddy swirls and oil slicks....

(more at link) <http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52325>
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TheDonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 07:09 PM
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1. wow, funny & painful
the Onion rightfully went there.
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 07:40 PM
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2. Essentially, they just used humor to say what Olbermann's about to say
in a serious way.

Why the hell has it been five years and all we've got is a huge hole? And what does that say about all the wasted opportunities we've had in those five years...poured down the rathole of Bush Administration politics?
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Up2Late Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-11-06 10:43 PM
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3. Hey, the Lower Manhattan Development Corp DID redevelop Lower...
...Manhattan (with vastly inflated luxury Real Estate)!

What did you expect, REAL progress?
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TheDonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 01:08 AM
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4. I lived through 9/11 and all I got was this hole
It's been a 5 year battle of the bicker between self-obsessed politicians clamoring for good press.
life is good.
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Up2Late Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 11:05 PM
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5. That was quite a rant by Olbermann...
...I hope he doesn't get in trouble for that one.
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ariellyn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-12-06 11:12 PM
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6. "drawing a long, tired sigh of resignation from the estimated crowd.."
:rofl:
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