An incredible bumper sticker combo

[BOSSHOG]

About a month ago I was at the Lowe's Hardware in Slidell, Louisiana and saw an awesome bumpersticker display on a very large and manly and very clean pickup truck in the parking lot. On one corner was a Marine Corps circular logo, on the other end of the bumper was a rainbow sticker. There also was a Marine logo on the back window and a rainbow air freshener on the rearview mirror. I did not see who was driving the truck but no one was fucking with his ride.

[snappyturtle]

1. Yeah...who'd waste their time messing with that guy? nt

[demnan]

2. I saw an interesting one about a month ago

that had both the Christian fish and the Darwin amphibian. It also had a bumper sticker that said "Enlightened Christian", or something like that.

[BOSSHOG]

3. Three years ago

driving south on I-59, an old beat up pick up truck passed me with a lovely bumpersticker:

He's been dead for more then 2,000 years, get over it.

[Raster]

4. During WWII it was fashionable to kick Dachshunds because they were

"German" dogs. But no one went around kicking German Shepherds. You don't want to mess with a Gay ex-Marine.

[FuzzyDicePHL]

5. I've messed with a gay ex-Marine

And quite enjoyed it. I think he did too. ;)

[Raster]

6. Semper Fi!

I'm accepting applications for the ex-Marine role as we speak!