http://www.mysanantonio.com/opinion/stories/MYSA092406.randomnotes.en.7369d9e.htmlJust some stuff that would be funny if it were not so odd.
Example:
"Politics, torture and the art of the deal
“I tell you very frankly, no matter what the political impact is, this is a matter of conscience.”
—Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., on his opposition to legislation ‘clarifying' how terrorism suspects could be interrogated (‘Meet the Press')
, “Obviously, Americans are not for torture and neither is the president.”
—First Lady Laura Bush, speaking on the ‘Today' show "
Or this set:
Yes, Clinton's that good
“If I were running for president, you can bet that I'd want Bill Clinton as my spouse — even if it meant a change in sexual orientation! He's good at everything.”
—Former Sen. Bob Kerrey, D-Neb., quoted in a New Yorker article about Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (politicalwire.com)
See above item
“We Democrats are just, well, confused.”
—From a new book by Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., ‘The Audacity of Hope,' according to the Chicago Sun Times
Or this one:
On the good side, there has never been a better time to pick a fight with Popeye.”
—David Letterman, after fresh spinach was pulled from grocery shelves
:-)