Who's the bigger steaming pile of dogshit? (binary poll)

[Stinky The Clown]

Poll question: Who's the bigger steaming pile of dogshit? (binary poll)

[MrSlayer]

1. Santorum is worse.

But only in the way that vomit mixed with feces is worse than just plain feces.

[marmar]

2. Holy predicaments, Batman!

That's one difficult choice. I can't think of two more repulsive senators.

[CarolNYC]

3. you crask me up, Hubs...

I go with Ricky too....

[A Brand New World]

4. Can someone please explain this "man on dog" thing regarding

Santorum? I see it all the time but not explained. Hopefully, it's nothing obscene. Thanks in advance.

[Crunchy Frog]

5. I believe it refers to an interview that he once did

in which he began drivelling on about "man on dog" sex, in the context of discussing homosexuality. I wouldn't know where to find it but I do remember it.

Edit: found a link to the interview. http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2003-04-23-santorum-excerpt_x.htm

[Ilsa]

6. Was it "man on dog" or "man on box turtles"?

Jon Stewart did the latter as a skit, but I can't remember which politician.

[Eric J in MN]

11. box turtles was another politician, not Santorum. NT

NT

[Crunchy Frog]

17. John Cornyn.

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

[Ilsa]

19. Oh, F! And he is my (gag) senstor, and I forgot that?

Sometimes I need to see him on tv to be reminded what an asshole he is, and a cruel one at that. He is really "pro-torture".

[Crunchy Frog]

22. It has been known to happen though.

Could potentially become a serious social problem.

[Ilsa]

18. Oh, thanks. Hope that pol is resting quietly back home vs campaigning! nt

[Crunchy Frog]

12. Excerpt from the interview:

SANTORUM: We have laws in states, like the one at the Supreme Court right now, that has sodomy laws and they were there for a purpose. Because, again, I would argue, they undermine the basic tenets of our society and the family. And if the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does. It all comes from, I would argue, this right to privacy that doesn't exist in my opinion in the United States Constitution, this right that was created, it was created in Griswold — Griswold was the contraceptive case — and abortion. And now we're just extending it out. And the further you extend it out, the more you — this freedom actually intervenes and affects the family. You say, well, it's my individual freedom. Yes, but it destroys the basic unit of our society because it condones behavior that's antithetical to strong healthy families. Whether it's polygamy, whether it's adultery, where it's sodomy, all of those things, are antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family.

Every society in the history of man has upheld the institution of marriage as a bond between a man and a woman. Why? Because society is based on one thing: that society is based on the future of the society. And that's what? Children. Monogamous relationships. In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality —

AP: I'm sorry, I didn't think I was going to talk about "man on dog" with a United States senator, it's sort of freaking me out. http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2003-04-23-santorum-excerpt_x.htm

[A Brand New World]

13. Thanks for the explanation. It's what I thought it would be. He's

probably talking from personal experience because who in the world would ever think of such a thing to say in an interview with the AP. You can tell that reporter was stunned. What a creep!

[Crunchy Frog]

7. Quote from the AP interviewer:

"I'm sorry, I didn't think I was going to talk about "man on dog" with a United States senator, it's sort of freaking me out." :rofl:

[dave502d]

8. Where is? " or both". n/t

[Eric J in MN]

9. I don't like Rick Santorum, but he's not full of hatred like George Allen.

NT

[Ilsa]

10. I voted "for" Ricky, but I was imagining it was Rick Perry, gov of TX.

I wish Ann Richards had lived long enough to see him defeated by Chris Bell in Nov, and maybe even prosecuted. A guest on NPR's All Things Considered this evening said he must have taken payola to fast-track those 16 coal-powered plants when so many mayors and others were against it.

Yeah, I will see your Santorum steaming pile of dogshit and raise you one pile of hot greasy cow pie.

[Catchawave]

14. Oh Husb2Sparkly....if you have time to change to...

"Felix Macacawitz" that would be GREAT :hi:

[Kali]

15. Poll # 2: who is the bigger steaming pile of macaque shit?

[chieftain]

16. Don't ever do this to us again. I have been in a catatonic

state for ten minutes. I just can't decide and yet I feel that I must.

[rep the dems]

20. I chose Allen via coin toss.

I just couldn't decide otherwise.

[Crunchy Frog]

21. Icky Ricky.

Actually I just said that because I like the sound of it, and wanted to post this neat graphic that I found.

[ncteechur]

23. That is a trick question!

[Human Torch]

24. Rick "Bend over Rover and let Jimi take over" Santorum

Sorry Hendrix fans...could not resist.



:evilgrin:

[unkachuck]

25. oh, that's a tough one....

....they are both, huge, gigantic, throbbing, pulsating, oozing, frothing, quivering, vibrating piles of steaming dogshit....I can see the steam all the way over here....

....it's so very difficult trying choose....could you rephrase the question?....

[Joe Bacon]

26. I'm sorry, but I cannot make up my mind!

As Daffy Duck has said many times..."They're DisPICKaBULL"!