What Condi meant to say was...

[ncteechur]

The Clinton administration did not leave a comprehensive plan to go after Bin Laden and al qaeda because they

1. Didn't leave a mapquest search for where he was exactly or paint arrows on the floor or create a treasure map with a big "X" on it to mark where he was so W could act like a pirate.
2. Didn't have him tied up and shackled waiting in the East Room with a note that said, "I am Osama bin Laden and I hate America. You need to put me behind bars. Right now. I am not kidding."
3. Place a neon sign and arrow above bin Laden (see above) to point him out to the bush administration officials.

The entire Bush administration from the top to the bottom could not pour piss from a boot with instructions written on the sole. To call them stupid insults stupid people. To call the crooked disrespects pathological liars.

[texastoast]

1. Yowsa!

Well said and funny as hell. I love teachers.

[pooja]

2. Have you ever watched them all speak on the same issues and

they all say something completly different. For instance, Condi said on MTV interview that the report regaurding al Quada terrorist worst now than before... she tied in the old line of Iraq and Afganistan having a key relationship with one another... when the shrub says there is no tie. I don't think they know what truth is anymore. They have gotten so tripped up on their lies, they are stumbling and so obvious.

[mavoix]

3. And yet,

when they and their media cohorts report on any given issue/situation, they give themselves away by all using one word in particular that gives them away as reading from a script.

[yourout]

4. When I first read the headline I thought I read Condiment.....