Shock the monkey!

[Mythsaje]

I've come up with a new term for those people who spit FOX News talking points.

Spin Monkeys. You know, the kind that are so intellectually constipated that they can only throw OTHER people's shit?

The kind that are so stupid they can't tell the difference between an Arab secularist dictator and a jihadist?

I post on gather.com...well, I did. But they've been advertising on FOX News and CNN and now the place is being overrun by these spin monkeys.

Oh, and it's apparently home to a host of people who compare telling the truth about what's going on to the Republicans bashing their opponents. Not spin monkeys, but something else.

Can you tell I'm frustrated?

When you go out and run into one of these intellectually and ethically challenged individuals, remember to shock the monkey. All it takes is a bit of truth. Their tiny minds can't handle it.

[MrCoffee]

1. so intellectually constipated that they can only throw OTHER people's shit

I LOVE THAT LINE!!!

i'm gonna steal it. i don't care what you say. it's too good not to.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. me three!

a great line

[LiberalFighter]

3. How about knuckle draggers?

And they usually do the finger smell with their bum.