For those of you who are HOT HOT HOT on either side of the torture vote

[Stinky The Clown]

I'm offering these in men's and women's sizes.

Fedex delivery can be arranged.

These have special, extra supple fingers so your speed typing isn't garbled. They also have a drain in the chin to let the spittle flow away easily.

I'm wearing mine now.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

1. send me the one on the right...

it's more slimming... and shiny. :)

[bowens43]

2. Cool, I'll take three.

[chill_wind]

3. I wish I could see some ironic humor--- any humor at all in the outcome

of today for my country and for my children.

Our children and their children will pay and pay for the choices that were made over the last 6 years, culminating in today. Stick a fork in representative government and democracy. It's done.

P.S. ***Eff you ("Dems are sitting this one out, it's just more Republican catfights") Harry Reid.***

[many a good man]

4. Can they withstand Air Force microwaves?

Imagine 500,000 people wearing these suits descending on the White House....