U.S. President George W. Bush (C) is joined by Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-Tn) (L) and Senate Majority Whip Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) as he speaks to the press following a meeting with the Senate Republican Conference on Capitol Hill in Washington September 28, 2006. (Larry Downing/Reuters)
President Bush makes remarks on the 'global war on terror' to the Reserve Officers Association in Washington on Friday, Sept. 29, 2006. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
Cheney: "So, Senator, does this mean we can continue to shove fluorescent light tubes up the prisoners' asses and smear them with fecal matter and put panties on their heads and scare the living bejeezis out of them with snarling dogs and watch them whimper while we flush the Koran down the commode?"
Frist: "You BET, Mr. Vice President! I even put a special clause in there that allows you to use the prisoners' pet cats for medical experimentation."
Cheney: "You're the man now, dog..."
Frist: "Sigh...I just LOVED that movie..."