Photo: Bush looking thoroughly effing confused under giant "SAFETY" banner

[Human Torch]

U.S. President George W. Bush arrives at the Conference on School Safety in Chevy Chase, Maryland, October 10, 2006. REUTERS/Jim Young (UNITED STATES)

:silly:

[K8-EEE]

1. LOL Factor Deserves A K&R.

OMG...I feel safer already. Putting on a bit of weight, isn't he?

[TroglodyteScholar]

6. Most of his bulk is from the bullet proof vest.

I don't think he takes that thing off to get into bed.

[RobertSeattle]

2. "Cuz if we don't fight them in our schools, we'll have to fight them..."

--- wait - wrong script. Never mind"

[jhuth at work]

3. RUN CHILDREN RUN!!

He's a man looking for an excuse to kill.

[Amonester]

11. "No child left behind!", said the Dicktatorturer's chimp.

[la la]

4. I just posted down the board

about the appropriateness of the backdrop being a chalkboard, due to the way that the Amish schoolgirls were apparently killed---lined up at the chalkboard--according to the media.

It just gave me the shivers and wonder if it affected others the same way---or if anyone else even thought of it. maybe it's just me--an old retired teacher.

[Human Torch]

7. I was just sickened by the fact that...

...someone did his little blackboard backdrop in red, white and blue chalk. The only thing missing is a special jacket, made especially for the occasion, with "Commander in Chief" embroidered on the pocket with "George W. Bush" underneath. He REALLY likes those jackets.

[soothsayer]

29. that bugged me, too. I hate his stinking backdrops!

[tridim]

5. "Dammit Karl, I thought Chevy would be here..."

"I wanted to ask him 'bout his National Oompa Lampoon Trip"

[razors edge]

8. "none of you kids still

have any old e-mails from me do you?"

[NanceGreggs]

9. "George W. Bush looked miffed ...

... after being forced to write 'Conference on School Safety' one hundred times on the blackboard, as punishment for disrupting the class with his nonsensical rhetoric."

[Blackhatjack]

10. Middle Schoolers Grill Bush on Iraq Policy -- Bush's reply....

"I'll get you you little *$#%$, I'll start a draft and send your *#$@ to Iraq."

"Karl, I thought there was not gonna be any Press at this appearance."

[Geoff R. Casavant]

12. It looks like "The Jaw" is back n/t

n/t

[Human Torch]

14. Yep. "Grindy McCokespoon" LEAPS into action...

:rofl:

:patriot:

[louis-t]

13. Chimp trying to figure out which glass has the booze.

:beer:

[Catherine Vincent]

15. Here's my amateur photoshop entry...

[Senator]

16. 9-11 Flashback -- (P. N-T. S-F. D.)

The victim of Post Nontraumatic Stressfree Disorder can experience sudden disorientation when returned to a similar environment to the critical event. Destructive thoughts, such as "perhaps I should have had a care in the world that day," can plague him.

The sufferer suddenly feels bookless, chairless, and trapped without a jumbo-jet-accessible escape route.

The reality of so many full glasses, but not a drop of booze until lunchtime, can seem interminable.

It would be comforting to assure the subject that it could be worse, that lesser men have cracked under the strain.

But sadly, no lesser men have been discovered to date.

--

[displacedtexan]

17. Bart Simpson interprets that look...

[Canuckistanian]

18. It's not entirely untrue

At least HE'S safe.

[warrens]

19. Looks like a cranky kid who won't nap

I'm series!!!!

[formercia]

20. Does Fearless Leader have a brain tumor?

Look at the difference in reflectivity between his eyes.

It would begin to explain his behavior.

[jazzjunkysue]

21. School children make the Chimperor feel dumb. Buzz kill, man.

I will not tell a lie.
I will not tell a lie.
I will not tell a lie.
I will not tell a lie.
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I will not tell a lie.
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I will not tell a lie.
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I will not tell a lie.
I will not tell a lie.
I will not tell a lie.
I will not tell a lie.
I will not tell a lie.
I will not tell a lie.
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I will not tell a lie.
I will not tell a lie.

[Eurobabe]

22. Bush thought = "Where's my AK-47??"

[leesa]

23. Is it 9-11 again?

[Imagevision]

24. After dweeb loses power, he'll be spending a lot of time in Crawford

[yellowcanine]

25. He is looks like Tricky Diick Nixon in that picture.

[Imagevision]

26. Bush looks like pre-resignation pic, he does look like Nixon but Bush was

a Nixon fan bigtime!!

[lpbk2713]

27. I wish his parents had thought about safety 60 years ago.

:eyes:

[MiniMe]

28. Deer in the headlights. "I hope nobody asks me why I cut security

budget for the schools"