Reg: They've taxed us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, not just from us, from our fathers and from our fathers' fathers.
Stan: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg: Yes.
Stan: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg: All right, Stan. Don't labor the point. And what have they ever given us in return? (he pauses smugly)
Xerxes: Social Security?
Reg: What?
Xerxes: Social Security.
Reg: Oh yeah, yeah they gave us that. Yeah. That's true.
Masked Commando: And Civil Rights!
Stan: Oh yes ... Civil Rights, Reg, you remember what the city used to be like.
Reg: All right, I'll grant you that the Social Security and Civil Rights are two things that the Democrats have done ...
Matthias: And Public Works ...
Reg: (sharply) Well yes obviously Public Works... the roads go without saying. But apart from the Social Security, the Civil Rights and Public Works ...
Another Masked Commando: Electrification ...
Other Masked Voices: Medicare ... Education ... Health
Reg: Yes ... all right, fair enough ...
Commando Nearer The Front: And repealing prohibition ...
General Audience: Oh yes! True!
Francis: Yeah. That's something we'd really miss if the Democrats left, Reg.
Masked Commando At Back: Clean environment!
Stan: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now.
Francis: Yes, they certainly know how to keep order ... (general nodding) ... let's face it, they're the only ones who could in a place like this. (more general murmurs of agreement)
Reg: All right ... all right ... but apart from Social Security and Civil Rights and education and electrification and health care and roads and a clean environment and public order ... what have the Democrats done for us?
Xerxes: Brought peace!
Reg: (very angry, he's not having a good meeting at all) What!? Oh ... (scornfully) Peace, yes ... shut up!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1537681An oldie but goodie (With Apologies to Monthy Pyton, Of Course)