...because if Bush is stepping into the lamest of his lame duck days,
serving at the pleasure of Speaker Pelosi, I want
one last look at the real "W"...smug, arrogant, smirking, supremely confident in his belief that no matter how immoral or corrupt his motives may be,
things will always go his way.So, Agent Mike, please tell your master that my request is for Junior to trot up to the microphone and make a few jokes about not being able to find WMDs..."Nope, none under there..."
Then he can send out a special hello to his "base"...the "haves" and "have mores"...and let them know that they are shit out of luck when it comes to any more "special" tax cuts.
Then, if he spots a bald-headed African-American gentleman in the crowd, he can bring him up to the microphone and rub his head for luck (as shown above).
Finally, First Lady Laura Vehicular Manslaughter Pickles Bush can close out the event with a few new jokes about Junior jacking off a horse.
Then, we'll begin taking the necessary steps to rebuild our country, and Bush can huddle with his buddy Karl and begin planning the "George W. Bush Presidential LIE-berry."
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