http://www.progressivedailybeacon.com/more.php?page=opinion&id=1396Fallen Down the Rabbit Hole
A. Alexander, December 31st, 2006
I've fallen down the rabbit hole, haven't I? It's just me 'n Alice, The Hatter (Mad Hatter, if you must) and a crazed wannabe King George W. Bush who, like Alice's Queen; gets to decide who lives and who dies...beheadings are optional.
It really isn't possible for American political life to become anymore mad. Somewhere in the back of my memory - seems like ages ago now, I distinctly remember the country holding an election. The results were pretty clear -- at least it seemed so at the time -- the American people wanted THEIR military out of Iraq. But that didn't happen. Indeed, it isn't going to happen. Instead, four years wayyyy too late, the President...err...the 'Decider' is finally working on a PLAN to fight his long lost war.
Four years after a war's beginnings and George W. Bush is only now putting together the 'strategy for victory' - I've got to be down the rabbit hole!
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Let me tell you, it's crazy down here. Down here - down here in the world of madness, they're having a five day national memorial for Gerald Ford. Don't get me wrong, I'm not kicking a guy when he's settling into rigormortis, but five days? That's nearly twice as long as he stood as an appointed president. Honestly! A five day memorial for a person who was, after Agnew copped to bribery, SELECTED as Nixon's vice-president and then only became president because Nixon bailed. Then, before the president-by-default could consistently, without help, find the toilet in the White House, Carter defeated him.
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It's okay - you can tell me. I've fallen down the rabbit hole, haven't I? I must have, because if I hadn't fallen down the rabbit hole the Ford shindig would be a three-hour event, 21 gun salute, and a half-off coupon for a Watergate stamp at Dead President's R-Us. Ah...but down in the rabbit hole, it isn't about Gerry Ford at all, is it? It is about King George and Karl Rove needing to divert the media's attention away from the fact that, four years on, we still don't have a plan to fight the war in Iraq.