So how do you say it? The president gave a GREAT speech, very very very, great speech

[Tiggeroshii]

...

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!

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[Botany]

1. Stop it the man had books behind him

what more do you want?

[Kurovski]

6. For the shelves to fall on him.

[RadiDem]

2. When bush tries to act 'serious' he looks like he's gonna start crying

he's a BAD actor

[Jackpine Radical]

4. "a BAD actor"

in more ways than one.

[Botany]

8. Really bad info-mercial

"Let me tell you why this is a good deal for you."

[RadiDem]

9. He's not even as convincing as a low-buck televangelist!

[MadMaddie]

3. Bwah..haw..haw..

you almost had me...I watched as long as I could....all of about 10 minutes and had to turn the TV or put away my dinner...mmm..I chose to eat dinner...

[burbank_spiffers]

5. Responsibility rests with me=Woops, my bad.

He doesn't exactly sell me on his sincerity when you consider the unimaginable death and destruction he's brought about.

[fuzzyball]

7. I am extremely doubtful if congress has the balls to

deny funds for the troop escalation plan. It should
become known within 2 weeks.

[Berry Cool]

10. Yes!! It was a GOOD speech! A REAL good speech!

Note: I am only saying this because if I don't, he will wish me into the cornfield.