It's increasingly obvious that everyone--EVERYONE--is turning

[Jackpine Radical]

on Bush. The media, the Republicans, Poppy, everybody.(I think Barney turned a long time ago. Remember how he wouldn't come when Bush called him?)

But remember that the world revolves around Bush. Nothing matters but him. If he feels that people are humiliating him, he has one big, BIG trick left. He can start a first-strike nuclear war. He can blast the shit out of Tehran or North Korea or Luxembourg. Congress can't stop him. The weaponry is already there, and much of it is probably already targeted. All he has to do is have a tantrum and push a button.

Somebody has to get the football away from Shrub like Alexander Haig did in the last days of Nixon. In the meantime, I think I'm gonna go hide under my bed.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

1. Luxembourg?

Damn, he couldn't find that on a map to save his scrawny neck!

In fact, I'm giggling trying to imagine him and the crew . . .

BTW, it's dark here under the bed. :scared:

[Jackpine Radical]

3. Jeez, is that you, Cat?

I thought one of the dust bunnies had started to breathe and move.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

5. yup.

gonna have to call the Merry Maids . . .

[Jackpine Radical]

15. For them, maybe I'd

get back up into the bed.

[valerief]

7. I'm imagining him trying to spell it. That's even funnier! nt

[CrazyOrangeCat]

9. I just looked at . . .

. . . yer profile, valerief. And I'm gonna order me what looks like one helluva funny book!

}(

[valerief]

11. Don't order it if you don't like silliness. If you do, I hope it entertains you. nt

[CrazyOrangeCat]

14. without silliness

i'd be pushin' up daisies.

B-) :party: :smoke: :bounce: :silly: :freak: :dunce:

[valerief]

16. Dahling, daisies are my favorite flower. Enjoy!

:hi:

[damntexdem]

8. Luxombourg is next to go. And, who knows, maybe Monico.

Good old Tom Lehrer.

[Jackpine Radical]

17. I want to go to Andorra

Andorra

Notes: words by Malvina Reynolds, music by Pete Seeger; copyright 1962 Brio Music, renewed 1990. a.k.a. "I Want to Go to Andorra!" Pete Seeger's recording of this song was issued on a CD in 2003 by the Andorran government. Also on the CD is a 1996 speech by the Andorran Foreign Minister given on the occasion of his signing the nuclear non-proliferation treaty at the U. S. State Department in Washington, D.C.


Chorus:
I want to go to Andorra, Andorra, Andorra,
I want to go to Andorra, it's a place I adore,
They spent four dollars and ninety cents
On armaments and their defense,
Did you ever hear of such confidence?
Andorra, hip hurrah!

In the mountains of the Pyrenees
There's an independent state,
Its population five thousand souls,
And I think they're simply great.
One hundred and seventy square miles big
And it's awf'lly dear to me.
Spends less than five dollars on armaments,
And this I've got to see.

(Chorus)

It's governed by a council,
All gentle souls and wise,
They've only five dollars for armaments
And the rest for cakes and pies;
They didn't invest in a tommy gun
Or a plane to sweep the sky,
But they bought some blanks for their cap pistols
To shoot on their Fourth of July.

(Chorus)

They live by the arts of farm and field
And by making shoes and hats,
And they haven't got room in their tiny land
For a horde of diplomats;
They haven't got room in their tiny land
For armies to march about,
And if anyone comes with a war budget
They throw the rascals out.

(Chorus)

[Mythsaje]

2. What do you want to bet that there's a protocol for

if the Commander In Chief goes batshit crazy?

There damn well BETTER be.

Chances are there is, but we just don't know about it. It's not as though they'd tell us.

[MannyGoldstein]

4. Don't Worry, It's All Taken Care Of

Cheney takes over.

[Bjorn Against]

13. Uhh...can we have a different Vice President take over?

Edwards was the last elected VP lets have him instead.

[Double T]

6. Sounds like another job for Jack Bauer.................

will someone get ahold of CTU and let THEM know 'WE' have another insane President that needs to be dealt with before HE destroys the world.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

10. What about the 25th Amendment?

They passed that after the JFK assassination.

Something about removal when he can't perform his duties.

[Jackpine Radical]

12. Passed during the Eisenhower years IIRC. Not Kennedy.

What if your first clear sign of trouble is him pushing the button?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

18. During the Johnson Administration

1967 to be exact.

Thom Hartmann had a discussion of this issue today. It would require Congress to basically determine that the President is insane -- probably an tougher nut to crack than impeachment.

[Catherine Vincent]

19. Yeah, but Hannity is still holding strong.

He'll NEVER abandon the "president"! LOL!

[Doctor_J]

20. I haven't noticed the media turning on him

Sounds like the same of shit from that corner

[M_Demo_M]

21. Everyone EXCEPT Joe Lieberman