This just in--Iran is the leading cause of cancer

[PretzelWarrior]

they are also reported as having ties to the Sicilian Mafia, bad breath, and the mysterious disappearance of the "Flock of Seagulls" lead singer.

White House spokesman Tony Snow said the United States will do all it can to rid the world of it's most deadly diseases by intervening in Tehran as quickly as possible and do it without the use of those Godless scientists ripping stem cells from our precious babies.

[uppityperson]

1. those damn toilet terrorists!

[Vexatious Ape]

2. You forgot to mention the Iranian connection to

the god-awful Atlanta traffic rush-hour nightmare, the demise of SNL, breaching of the levies in New Orleans, the missing blond chick in Aruba, not to mention the obvious connection to those penis enlargement spams we all seem to find in our mailbox's. They are true monsters those Iranians.

[Sherman A1]

3. So they are the Spammers

Well, it's time to get tough! Just want everyone to know that I will be okay, because I got this nice email from a fellow in Nigeria and we are now working on some sort of special business deal that will help both of us out......... :sarcasm: