Foward the Freep Brigade! - Killing Two Birds With One Iraq

[Rageneau]

Over in Freeperville, someone has made the most intriguing suggestion about how to win in Iraq. And it has all sorts of advantages to us. To wit:

<i>"Okay, I've had enough! It's time to form the FReeper Brigade! Who's ready to go? I have my passport, but I'll need some shots.

19 posted on 01/22/2007 4:04:22 PM PST by fishergirl (Proud mom of an Iraq war veteran - to all our veterans Thank You and God Bless)"
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Think of it! A Freeper Brigade! Perfect! Let's send all those bellicose Freeper experts over to Iraq where they can put their many, many words into actual action. What an asset it would be for our Army to have a brigade of red-blooded, hard-hitting, brave-to-a-fault, never-say-die, HOO-AH Freepers on its side. Why, the insurgents would never stand a chance up against Freepers, stout-hearted patriots who want to fight on to the bitter end.

So let's let them! Let's encourage every Freeper and Limbaugh listener to put their deeds where their words are and get over to Iraq and show us how to put down this insurrection.

After all, the only people who wouldn't join such a group would be wussy, pinko America-haters -- and only the opposite types of people are Freepers. Right, Freepers?

So Forward the Freep Brigade -- it's the perfect way to get rid of a bunch ofidiots in both Iraq AND the USA.

[muntrv]

1. Shut up moran!! We got other priorities!!

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[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. I can't help but wonder

how many of them would still be freepers if they had to endure extended tours of duty with no mission, no end in sight.....do you think they would become more deluded or would they wake up?

[Joe for Clark]

14. PTSD cases, no doubt in my mind.

[Joe for Clark]

3. Absolutely - they need to go!!

They are all blood and guts, you know - Our kids blood and their guts.

I am with you 100%
Joe

[MikeNearMcChord]

4. Onward Freeper Soldiers

Marching to victory!
Conquering Islamo-Libruls!
For God and G.O.P!

[NanceGreggs]

5. I don't know about the rest of you ...

... but I feel safer already!

BTW: GREAT thread title, Rageneau!!!!!

[driver8]

6. The Freeper Brigade: A bunch of half-wit chickenhawks hiding

in fear behind their keyboards while lobbing insults and lies towards the enemy.

The least we could do is send them to Iraq...I'm sure they are all ready to serve.

[Joe for Clark]

11. You see, if we stick them in the front lines, they can serve

as cannon fodder for the more deserving kids behind them - like body armor.

Least they can do - hell, we will all tie yellow ribbons on something for them - they should be happy with that.

Joe

[driver8]

12. I'll make sure to slap that yellow ribbon magnet on my car.

That will be the extent of my support for the fReeper bRigade.

[Joe for Clark]

13. I'll be happy to wear a damn ribbon -

As long as that means they get shot at FIRST.

Joe

[tabasco]

7. Notify the Cheetos factory.

Time to go into wartime production.

[GregW]

8. But if they all go to Iraq...

Who will guard the porta-potties????????????

[Arugula Latte]

9. Our Heroes!

*sigh* When all you Manly Freeps don your uniforms and go off to war to save us all from the terraists, I'm going to just swooooon! I'm going to renounce all my Lie-brul ways and dedicate my life to the Manly Men of Free Republic -- just as soon as you all enlist, which I'm sure will be aaaaaaany day now! Bye, Bye, Heroes! Let us know how the war goes, m'kay? :hi:

[Rebellious Republican]

10. Gods speed!

I am sure they would not want to be shamed by some "Librul Democrat" like me.





















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