2008 Republican Convention Agenda

[KingFlorez]

Item One: "They Set Me Up" speech by Tom Delay
Item Two: Get the Muslims sing along with Tom Tancredo and Glenn Beck
Item Three: "To be Free we have to spy on you and take way your rights" speech by Alberto Gonzales
Item Four: "God is a Republican" speech by Michelle Bachmann and Jerry Fallwell
Item Five: Get the Mexicans sing along with Tom Tancredo and Glenn Beck
Item Six: Collection for Tom Delay defense fund
Item Seven: Floor show with Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin and Rush Limbaugh perform a special Republican version of "Ya Got Trouble" from "The Music Man"
Item Eight: Hunting demonstration video hosted by Dick Cheney
Item Nine: Get Clinton! sing along
Item Ten: "Lobbyist are Good" speech by Duke Cunningham on live feed from prison
Item Eleven: "War Is Good" Keynote address by Dick Cheney
Item Twelve: George W. Bush gets the lifetime achievement award
Item Thirteen: "I'm the Decider" Closing song with George W. Bush.

[Cabcere]

1. This would be hilarious

if it didn't stand a good chance of being so scarily accurate. :scared: K&R anyway - very clever! ;) :kick:

[PresidentObama]

2. Oh please stop.

I just had dinner.

:puke:

[wellstone dem]

3. And to think

it's all happening in my back yard, Minneapolis.

[MadMaddie]

4. You forgot, "Disenfranchise Gay Americans" anyway they

can.

Rat bastards.

[NI4NI]

5. Instead of purple bandaids

like the ones they wore to mock John Kerry, they will all be wearing torniquets to stop the bleeding of their party, the minority one.

[conscious evolution]

6. Wrong It will look like this

6:00 AM Lights on
6:30 AM Line up outside cells for morning count
7:00 AM March to cafeteria for breakfast
7:30 AM line for after brekfast count.
8:00 AM March back to cells.
etc.etc...

[TlalocW]

7. There should be an intermission

Where there can be general milling about, and the cameras can be directed to focus on the two or three Black republicans in the crowd.

TlalocW