Since nobody wants it, put Bush's library at Virtual U (Kelso / Austin American-Statesman)

[struggle4progress]

... Here's my concept: We could make the Bush library a Web page. You know, www.i'mthedecider.com ...

If your old lady's alma mater won't even let you in the door without causing a fuss, you've got a real image problem ...

The other possibility would be to put the Bush library in a van and drive it around like one of those mobile lending libraries. Dick Cheney could drive. Heck, I'd ride shotgun. Let me rephrase that before he shoots me in the face ...

If Bush's library occurs at a real university, you know they're going to get stuck sitting through more speeches. If it's at a virtual university, they're off the hook ...

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/01/28/28kelso.html

[bdrube]

1. Does Bush even know HOW to use the Internet? n/t

[tanyev]

2. Oh sure, all of them.

[Octafish]

3. Hey, Smirky! I got your lie-bury right here!

"My Pet Goat." "The Fart Book." "Two Shakespeares."

[calimary]

9. A Lie-bury! Oh, MAN, that's great!!! SO fitting in his case.

That's where he hopes to bury ALL his lies - in a "library/think tank" that's gonna churn out lots of ridiculous fiction disguised as scholarly books attempting to give him further cover and justify and/whitewash all his misdeeds. I hope they make enough room in the office space to accommodate all the people with really long and continuously growing noses. Call it "The Pinocchio Wing."

[provis99]

4. will there be newspapers at the Bush library? I mean considering

he himself proudly proclaimed he never reads them (cause it ain't got them thar funny movin pitures, like the telly that Laura lets me watch when Ima good boy).

[yourout]

5. Only need one book......My Pet Goat.

[silverojo]

7. No, it needs a second book:

Mein Kampf.

[silverojo]

6. Put it in a useless party school in a red state

ASU fits the bill perfectly.

[Spinzonner]

8. What, they can't spare a closet ?

[Vidar]

10. Liberty University would be a suitable locale.

[Mrs. Ted Nancy]

11. Waxahachie Truck Driving School

It would certainly increase visibility for the school. But it may damage their prestige.

Note: I have no personal animosity toward truck driving schools.

[Eurobabe]

12. All four coloring books and a dog-earred volume of My Pet Goat.

Should be easy to find a home for that...

Round file it!