Borowitz (satire): David Geffen Named G.O.P. Chairman

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http://www.borowitzreport.com/

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“David Geffen somehow managed to get Hillary and Barack to start ripping into each other,” Sen. Martinez said. “Here at the RNC, we’ve been trying to make something like that happen for months.”

“If he can come up with sound-bites like that when he’s working for the Democrats, just imagine what he’ll do when he’s at the RNC!” Sen. Martinez gushed.

In his first official press conference as G.O.P. chairman, Mr. Geffen said his number one priority would be to create bad blood between two other Democratic candidates, Sen. Joseph Biden (D-Del) and former Sen. John Edwards (D-NC).

“Edwards may be a vacuous Ken doll, but at least he didn’t need hair plugs,” Mr. Geffen said.

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