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Edited on Thu Mar-08-07 02:06 PM by calimary
I had one guy in Susan Collins' office bark back at me "And WHAT does this have to do with the state of Maine?!?!?!?!?" Whereupon I told him ('cause it was about the war) that it had to do with EVERY STATE IN THE UNION from which our troops are taken, and EVERY CITIZEN OF THIS COUNTRY - because we ALL are underwriting this war with our taxes whether we want to or not. He took the rest of my call.
Not to say that always works. Sometimes they don't care if you're not from their district. Sometimes they're assholes about it or sometimes you can get through to the human being buried in there somewhere.
Sometimes I start out with "I care enough about this that I'm calling all the way from California." Sometimes that works.
Sometimes, I say some version of "I don't live in Illinois (for example) but I have family all over Chicago, so I sort of consider him/her mine, anyway, kinda by default." This also applies wherever you have best friends or college buddies or old Army buddies or whoevers, or you just moved from there (or somebody you knew did) or you (or a spouse/partner or parent) were born there or you used to work there - WHATEVER might link you to that state or district INDIRECTLY, even if you yourself aren't linked to it directly. Sometimes that works nicely.
Sometimes, I say some version of "I don't live in Oregon (or Nevada or Arizona) but I'm a next-door neighbor here in California, so I'm hoping you'll consider my view." Another version of the "once-removed" application. Sometimes that works nicely.
Sometimes, I say some version of "I don't live in Oregon, but my daughter just applied to college up there (I specify a couple of schools) so we're going to be very deeply involved up there." Sometimes that works nicely.
Sometimes, when I call Nancy Pelosi's office or some other Californian, I note that I AM a Californian, and since she heads my state delegation, I consider her mine as well. For anyone NOT Nancy Pelosi, it would be "I am a Californian myself, so I still consider him/her mine." Sometimes that works nicely.
And, of course, it goes without saying (even though I'm saying it anyway :) ) that you always treat them politely.
Now, those are all based in truth.
But, sometimes you may have to - um - er - manipulate the truth a little. Be a stealth fighter.
If you don't have anything more than a once-removed link to another state or congressional district, google the district or mapquest it from the congressperson's office address, and you can sometimes get adjacent zip codes. Or use a zip code from the Christmas card some out-of-town relative or friend sent you. They'll ask for the zip code if you portray yourself as coming from - well, in this case - Cleveland. Just keep in mind, the congressperson's office will likely be in a commercial district where there are business centers, but not much of a residential area. (Hey, as WE get more sophisticated, SO DO THEY.) If you don't have time to look up an adjacent community and/or zip code, just say you're calling from your office near there, but you wanted to call Washington DC to make your point more directly and immediately (sooner - in real time, since district offices generally report at the END of the day or the following morning on what their phone traffic was like - and you want your message delivered sooner than later). I used to call Jane Harman's office frequently when a close family friend had a small business in her district, and I'd say so, and claim her as mine, in effect, even though I don't live in her district. When I call her again, I'll use the same tactic.
I apologize for being Machiavellian, but we have to meet these people where they are. In my opinion, it's far more important that a really urgent and critically important message get through to them.
Just some suggestions. I've been calling and nagging these people for some time. I've tried ALL these techniques, and they do help, indeed.
And sometimes I've called republi-CONS in two different ways - either as a "fellow true believer" who is now deeply conflicted and concerned that her party might actually be wrong on this (whatever issue it is), and who's worried about its future if it doesn't correct those wrongs, having been turned on that issue personally. And I use my sweetest, gentlest, friendliest voice. That works REALLY WELL when talking to those in the enemy camp. You, too, can be a Trojan Horse. In Chuck Hagel's case, I called several times, always wound up talking to a staffer named Elizabeth who was really pleasant (maybe because I tried to be pleasant, myself), and went for the "common ground" in my comments - especially as he started turning against the war. I actually did identify myself as a Dem, a Dem from California, no less - who MIGHT, considering what I was hearing from him, be persuaded to cross over and consider him seriously for president, and who wanted to encourage him on those things I agreed with (like his opposition to the war) and invite him to continue down that road. I wound up on his Christmas card list!!! In which case, of course, the next time I called, this past January, I made SURE to mention that in some detail so they knew I wasn't just making stuff up. (His school-age son had done the drawing that was used as the artwork.) They took my call and were quite friendly about it.
Other times, it's not as pleasant. I think it was mitch mcconnell's office or tom delay's office or some asshole's office where I called and the staffer tried to engage me in a rather snarky debate. He had his talking points DOWN, I tell ya! Had a comeback for everything I said, and of course I had a comeback for every retort from him. So it just went round and round and round - for a surprisingly long time, considering how few staffers they actually have in any of these offices to handle heavy phone traffic - they usually can't afford to stay on any one call for very long. I got this fairly strong sense as the conversation went on (just a sense, mind you - no idea whether it was true) that this was some young wise-ass, snot-nosed little prick who thought he was so smart because he was tying up some stupid Democrat and running up her phone bill with a long-distance call. It made me chuckle to myself because I'M CALLING YOUR OFFICE TOLL FREE, BOZO!!!
Of course, there ARE times when there's no way around being transfered to their message machine. You can't win 'em all. So you leave a message, then. I called John Conyers' office just this morning, and it was a recorded message voice-mail mechanism that answered the phone. I picked out the extension of some random staffer and wound up having to leave a message there, too. Which I did. If I feel REALLY hopped-up about something, I'll go to www.congress.org and look up the member's district office, and just eat the long distance call. Oh well...
Just some ideas from the trenches. As our own Class Warrior would say - NGU. Never Give Up!
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