Shorter Alberto Gonzales

[BobcatJH]

I'm not quitting. I accept responsibility for anything that went wrong, but nothing went wrong. I've overcome a lot in my life, so you're both mistaken and a racist to believe I'll let this get to me. The Justice Department is a huge organization, with tens of thousands of moving parts, so how do you expect me to see what my chief of staff and my boss, the president, were up to? Also, while it's clear that I've tried to go around Congress, I still think Congress is a pretty cool thing. Remember, I accept responsibility for anything that went wrong, but not only did nothing go wrong, but I also didn't see any of the documents related to the matter. At all. And don't think that I did, you bigot.

[CottonBear]

1. That's just a perfect summary. n/t

[LiberalFighter]

2. Hatch said, "Every Hispanic in America is watching how this man is treated."

I wonder how many Hispanics from countries that they were escaping from because of torture would consider Gonzales to be a person that they would look up to and consider anyone criticizing him to be racist?