sweet jesus i hate pat robertson

[matt007]

Just a request/rant.

He is my nemesis. Of all people in the world who weild influence why him. My grandmother sends him so much money its unreal. anyway, the other day it occured to me how much he looks like the Keebler(sp?) elf.

I'd love it if someone with graphics prowess could make a pic of my pal pat.

thanks

[NYCGirl]

1. Sweet Jesus may very well agree with you. NT

[southerncrone]

2. Please volunteer to mail those checks to Pat for your grandmother!

[matt007]

3. i wish

Thought crossed my mind. Kind of far away. Seoul. Other insane family members are in it too. Buy his diets, tapes , ect.

[southerncrone]

5. I'm soooooo sorry.

[Initech]

4. Pat Robertson is one of the sons of Satan as far as I'm concerned.

[Warpy]

6. Would you rather see him or be him?

My answer is always the former, so I tend to feel sorry for him or anyone else that hateful, narrow, humorless, and bigoted.

Everything he stands for makes him my deadly enemy, though. I will be fighting him and his miserable ilk as long as I can crawl to a keyboard, fund the opposition, and educate people in real life about where he's really at.

[graywarrior]

7. Sweet Jesus welcome to DU.

[Turbineguy]

8. I got a letter from my church

asking me why I no longer attend.

I think I'll tell them. I'd like a sign from God. God does not have to show up at my door and offer me a steaming cup of coffee and a liverwurst sandwich. An inference will do. Perhaps if Pat Robertson were to be struck by lightning and turned into a smoking piece of pork rind, it would be enough.

[Justpat]

14. LOL!

:rofl:

[Divine Discontent]

9. God bless you and welcome to DU!

yes, I agree, he's a sham and an affront to real Christianity. They're so mean and judgmental. And he's often WRONG. Tell your grandma you need that money to survive or something, anything to keep it from going to his greedy hands then give it to charity. I know she probably won't but you never know.

welcome to DU again!

[rurallib]

10. I don't know if this will work, but here is a close-up I found

[liberalmuse]

11. The satanic elf...

Evil Republican men are so revolting in both demeanor and appearance. They either resemble evil imps like Robertson and Bush, or they have that porcine look to them like Rove and Limbaugh (no offense to pigs, who are much more attractive and intelligent). I think Cheney is a mixture of both. Utterly repulsive!

[AshevilleGuy]

12. Then don't ever do your genealogy.

I am a genealogist, and I know that I am a direct descendant of the Robinsons who lived in VA in the 1600s and 1700s. Robinson, ROBERTSON, and Roberson are all the same name; the spelling variation is insignificant in genealogy. So. The chances that I and Pat are related, although fairly distantly, and quite high.

If you play this game you must accept what you discover. I am at least grateful that I have no Falwell ancestors. To me that POS is far worse.

[rasputin1952]

13. If you could volunteer to mail you r Gramnma's "donations"...

youc destroy the check and save G'Ma a fist-ful of $. But this is a little perilous, If she finds out you've left the $ in her account, she could get quite peeved.

Once the letter is postmarked, Mail fraud become an issue.

In either case, let us all hope that Granma soon realizes what a shyster Robibinson id, and there is no way one can "buy themselves" into heaven anyway.

[JI7]

15. he looks like GWBush