Mr. Limbaugh since you like to read the DU...

[Omaha Steve]

My wife and I got a little something for you. In a few weeks after everyone gets a chance to guess what it might be, we will tell everybody what it is. IF someone guesses the right gift, we will confirm it. Ok friends, what do you think it might be?????????????

[trumad]

1. ViagaContin?

[boston bean]

15. lol... nt

[Hailtothechimp]

2. A vibrator???? nt

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. A Pony?

A Pony on Viagra with a Vibrator?

[Name removed]

4. Deleted message

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[southerncrone]

5. Troll doll & a muzzle?

[Rydz777]

6. The contents of Anna Nicole Smith's refrigerator (eom)

[Hepburn]

7. One-way ticket to Baghdad? n/t

[Capn Sunshine]

8. a Winnebago? A herd of Winnebagos?

A baby's arm holding an apple?

[MiniMe]

9. A draft notice?

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. A gift certificate for a dozen Fleet enemas

Bye-bye, Rush.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

20. !

:rofl:

[Momgonepostal]

11. A "Get Out of Jail Free" card? nt

[Vickers]

12. One of those hemorrhoid seat cushions?

:shrug:

[femmocrat]

13. Inside please.....

I hope you aren't the person who was planning to send the tainted peanut butter?

:shrug:

[Omaha Steve]

14. Not me

I'm sure the FBI will think I'm a terrorist though. Like I care.

[Gato Moteado]

16. send him a one way ticket to central america....

....my crocs are hungry.

seriously, if that nazi ever sets foot in this country, he won't get a chance to chase after underage prostitutes like he does when he goes to the dominican republic. we'll take his dumb ass out to the rainforest to meet some large crocodillians.

[Smarmie Doofus]

17. Autographed copy of "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot"?

[Skittles]

18. medicine for a butt boil

you know, the kind that kept his chickenhawk fatass out of 'Nam

[krispos42]

19. A cabana boy?

A Prince Albert?

A personal, one-on-one waterboarding?

Extra-small condoms?

[Dr Fate]

31. Does the cabana boy come with a Beard? n/t

n/t

[Loki]

21. Pictures of his viagra vacation

in the Dominican Republic?

[ripple]

22. A brain. Species unimportant, as it would still probably

be an improvement. Second gift would be a transplant.

[Contrary1]

23. Aw, c'mon be a sport! How about a little hint? n/t

[Omaha Steve]

29. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

I'd say mineral.

[Catherine Vincent]

24. You have something from Limbaugh's past.

Like a pic of him kissing another dude. :)

[Lefty48197]

25. You'll give him the balance budget that Ronald Reagan promised in 1980?

?

[Evergreen Emerald]

26. ohmygod you guys are funny.

[LiberalFighter]

27. I wish it was the address to a prison for him to visit permanently

[underseasurveyor]

28. For the vulgar pigboy a giant shit spreader full of pigshit

With a microphone stuck in it?
Mr. Excrement In Broadcasting.

[imax2268]

30. Ummmm...

is it a microphone that shuts off when it detects BULLSHIT?

That would be perfect...he would never be heard again...!