What Is Your Favorite Name For Bush?

[Steely_Dan]

MY favorite is one I saw posted here a few years back....

"Bunnypants"

What's yours?

-P

[hlthe2b]

1. "Convicted"

or "War Criminal"

take your pick (I'm an optomist)

[Warren Stupidity]

2. That fucking dimwitted asshole.

Sorry, but you asked.

[valerief]

3. Mr. Charisma. Oh, no, that's Rove's nickname for him. nt

[William769]

4. The village idiot.

[TheBaldyMan]

57. maybe that should be the Global Village idiot?

[Monkeyman]

5. Drunk AWOL Coke sniffing fool

[Jaydog]

6. ASSHAT

[Steely_Dan]

20. Asshat...

...always one of my favorites.

[Jaydog]

24. Also.....

Incompetent, arrogant, dangerous, in way over his head, embarrassing fool. I could go on.

[Cascadian]

7. The Bush Monkey n/t

[amitten]

8. Little Lord Pissypants. Pretty much covers it all. n/t

[enough already]

9. Limp-Dicked Douchebag

But that's only when I'm in a good mood...

[nam78_two]

10. President Moron.nt

[loveable liberal]

11. F&%#tard or A$$hat. I like those.

[CountAllVotes]

12. *

*

[Cleita]

13. "Creep" and "unelected fraud." n/t

[dhill926]

14. Disaster Monkey....

[Steely_Dan]

18. Disaster Monkey....

I love it!

[smalll]

69. That's good!

:applause:

[Esra Star]

15. The most generous, warm human being you could ever wish

to meet.

[AtomicKitten]

16. Dimson and Tex-Mess

[PurpleChez]

17. President Trainable

President Corky.

The Asshole.

How to choose?

[texanshatingbush]

19. Chimpy McFlightsuit

[Steely_Dan]

21. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Tears are running down my face....too funny. I love it.

-P

Chimpy McFlightsuit...I can't stop laughing....Stop!

[mcscajun]

22. Used to be "Spongehead Dumbass"; now it's "Current Occupant"

the former was coined by another DUer some time ago, and it inspired me to give the name form:



the latter I first saw in a Garrison Keillor column, and I like it because it implies he's a squatter in Our White House, and also that someday, * WILL be Gone. I like to think about that. :)

[Hepburn]

23. Monkey Boy...

...cuz he just is!

[Cirque du So-What]

25. Chimpy McCokespoon

or The Silver-Spoon Sociopath. Depending on the occasion, I may use WhistleAss or Dim Son or Chucklenutz.

[grateful581]

27. Ha

you beat me to it!
:rofl:

[Cirque du So-What]

33. GMTA

Missed it by *that* much!


Oh, BTW...I'm crushing your head!!!

[gulliver]

46. Yup, that's my favorite. n/t

[grateful581]

26. Chimpy McCokespoon

thanks Stephanie Miller!

[hatrack]

28. Well, there's the somewhat generic but always useful "Chimpy"

Or "President Chimp", for those in need of a more formal salutation.

And then there's a personal favorite, President Pantload.

Which do you guys prefer?

:evilgrin:

[Danascot]

43. I'm partial to The Chimperor

[tech3149]

29. I like Junior cause it pisses him off

but chucklenuts and giggling murder monkey are high on my list.

[jen4clark]

44. Yeah! Junior!

Used to be evil twig, but once I heard he didn't like Jr. that's what it's been since.

[FoxNewsSucks]

30. "Lying Criminal Bush Bastard"

[Rowdyboy]

31. "Little Boots", a nickname he shares with the emperor Caligula

It comes from Caligula being his "daddy's little soldier" as a child. Roman troops gave him the nickname.

[Phredicles]

36. Little Boots, seconded.

Less clunky than "Gaius Caligula Shrub", as I'd been favoring.

"Dear Leader Shrub Jong Il" nicely captures the inexplicable cult of personality surrounding him, though, and his megalomania too.

Still, I must admit "Disaster Monkey" also rocks pretty damn hard.

[JNelson6563]

89. I generally use "Little Boots"

It's just so fitting. :toast:

[catzies]

32. What Molly Ivins coined for him way back when he had Arbusto Energy

SHRUB.

My second favorite is "Little Boots" because it's such a lovely image.

[benny05]

34. Dubya

or the Chimpster.


Edit: my apologies in advance to chimps.

[Jim Sagle]

35. "Piece of Shit."

[silverojo]

37. Drunken coke-hoovering reincarnation of H*tler n/t

[Speck Tater]

38. Mister President.

I can't stand the man, but if I disrespect the office, I disrespect the foundation of our system of government.

[Chemical Bill]

64. I must disagree...

I only respect Presidents who were elected.

Bill

[Maraya1969]

93. He has disrespected you and you still want to respect him?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

39. Chucklenuts.

[AshevilleGuy]

53. Why, that sounds like a name for an evil clown!!!

Coincidence? I think not!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

40. Don't forget Homer Simpson's name!

President CuckooBananas .

GO HOMER!

Malloy uses Chucklenuts a lot.

Pretzeldent

Chimperor

pResident

Condi's Bitch

Those are some I have seen here.

[AshevilleGuy]

41. I refer to him as The Former Texas Governor, because it was

the last public office he (probably) legitimately won. It still enrages me when some talking head refers to him as P-----t bush!!!!!! Cause he AIN'T!

[kath]

42. Chimpyshit

[ShortnFiery]

45. The Idiot King

However, "Dimson" comes in a close second. ;)

[niyad]

47. der chimpenfuhrer currently, and soon (one can dream) prisoner #6

[TheBaldyMan]

48. Cocksucker-in-Chief

this will probably get deleted again.

It usually does. But it is my favourite name.

[Cascadian]

49. How about "la Guacamoron"? n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

50. chucklenuts

courtesy of Mike Malloy

[Robeson]

51. Silver Spooned Punk.

[Dinger]

52. * Is My Favorite Nickname For *

[windbreeze]

72. You beat me to it, Dinger........* is the only thing I call him n/t

[argyl]

54. Smirk.

[orleans]

55. fuckhead. n/t

[opihimoimoi]

56. El Desolator

[AzDar]

58. Chimpolini...a dictatorial lil' monkey. n/t

[Vinca]

59. "Dear Leader" or "The King." nt

[KansDem]

60. "His Royal Flatulence"

I do believe he thinks he's "royalty"

[Labors of Hercules]

61. Dictater-tot.

[Libby2]

62. That's one of my favorites too.

I usually call him asshole.

[meldroc]

63. El Chimpo Diablo

taking after Hugo Chavez's comments on Bush...

[mentalsolstice]

65. ICJ Prisoner #06798

[Sparkly]

66. "Mims"

(Monkey in a man suit)

[BoneDaddy]

67. Fuhrer

[ncteechur]

68. dickhead

[Spirochete]

70. The late ex-president Bush

Unfortunately, I can't use that one yet.

[bread_and_roses]

71. Commander Codpiece. Though Little Boots is more clever. (n/t)

[bikebloke]

73. Little Lord Prissy Pants

Originally it was the monkey. I used it around colleagues in our London office, who so quickly adopted it, there was confusion when talking about the primates.

[yy4me]

74. I can't say it out loud, my mother would come back and

wash my mouth out with soap!

[dflprincess]

75. Careful kids, I referred to him as the Boy King on another thread

and was told name calling doesn't help my case at all. That isn't even my favorite name for him (there's so many to choose from, I can never decide which one is my favorite). I suppose it's only a matter of time before someone complains to the mods that people aren't referring to the current resident with respect.

[treestar]

76. Shrub, followed by "Chimperor"

[PresidentObama]

77. Clusterfuck. Which is more so about his Presidency than him. But it fits n/t

[Bluedogvoter]

78. I just refer to him as Bush.

[Jackeen]

79. Hear, Hear.

It's his name, after all.

I personally consider silly monikers to be somewhat juvenile and vindictive. I do not like being associated with either trait, and the use of such doesn't exactly add credibility to one's position.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

81. Those names are far less insulting than what the RWers say, like "Faggot" and "Queer".

[Jackeen]

84. So you compare yourself against Right-Wingers?

I have a little more self-esteem than that.

[Maraya1969]

95. People have a right to call the Jack Ass anything they want. It does not

correlate with their sense of self.

[Jackeen]

96. Depends on how you define your sense of self, I guess.

Personally, I tend to value dignity as a personal trait. If you're not worried about it, or if you think that name-calling does not detract from dignity, I submit we'll just continue to disagree.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

80. "unconvicted felon" "unindicted co-conspirator"

Mad King George

Sir Shitstain.

[conning]

82. Resident Bush

is my favorite appellation. Illegitimate.

[randr]

83. Shrub ala MI

[johnnyrocket]

85. Shithead

[LeftishBrit]

86. Mad King George

[MurrayDelph]

87. Currently, "The Pretzel-dunce"

one day soon, I hope, BB "176-716"

[Canuckistanian]

88. Smirky McFlightsuit

Always a favorite with me.

[GregW]

90. Dumbya

[Maraya1969]

91. JackAss

[Maraya1969]

92. President Koo-Koo Bananas

[ginnyinWI]

94. abhorent little piece of slime. n/t

[David Zephyr]

97. Cunt.

He is.

[AikidoSoul]

98. GUILTY !!! of crimes against humanity

Also

Pigendent of the United Slimebags of the Fascist World Order

[peacetheonlyway]

99. Cheney's Butt Boy

[mnhtnbb]

100. Bushie Boy, the Liar-in-Chief

[The Gunslinger]

101. I think the only name I haven't used for him is..

"President"

[Ethelk2044]

102. You had to ask

A_ _ Hole Low life scum of the earth.

[Contrite]

103. Chimperor. n/t

[MrMickeysMom]

104. Prisoner in Cell Block 8

Kinda gives new meaning to "bunnypants", dont cha think?

[LibDemAlways]

105. "chimp" or "dumbass"

[Lone_Wolf]

106. Beelzebub

n/t

[Trajan]

107. I always loved 'Commander Cookoo Bananas' ....

Just cause Homer said it with such aplomb ....

Also faves:

Malloy's 'Chucklenutz' ...

* .... of course ... (The Vonnegut *, which is the sphincter from 'Breakfast of Champions')

'Little Boots' .... so fitting .... metaphorically speaking ....

'pResident Codpiece'

'Prince Fratboy' ...

I am kinda taking a shine to 'Condi's Biatch', though .... just to piss Laura off ...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

108. Dipwad. (N/T)

[IntravenousDemilo]

109. "Wanker" -- I mean, isn't that what the W stands for anyway? George Wanker Bush?

I also like "Spurious George".