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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 06:59 AM
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Monica Goodling should eat LOTS of mushrooms.
Miz t. is my resident authority on nutrition and herbal supplements.
She knows her stuff.

She says mushrooms help build your immunities.
So, instead of preemptively pleading the 5th, I think Monica should eat lots and lots of mushrooms.
Maybe Gonzales should stock up too.
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 07:00 AM
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1. I have some in my back yard... will gladly donate.
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 07:08 AM
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2. Mushroom supplements like peyote mixed in a brew of other
....exotic herbal suppliments:

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Utter Mental Psychosis
Morning Glory, Datura, Cannabis, Peyote, Mushrooms, Opium, Salvia, & Alcohol
by synapse!

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DOSE : T+ 0:00 1 bowl smoked Opium (tar / resin)
T+ 0:30 300 seeds oral Morning Glory (tea)
T+ 0:30 20 seeds oral Datura (tea)
T+ 0:30 2.5 g oral Mushrooms (tea)
T+ 0:30 2 buttons oral Peyote (tea)
T+ 0:40 1 bowl smoked Salvia divinorum (leaves)

BODY WEIGHT : 120 lb


I honestly dont know how i remember any of this experience other than what people told me of what happened.

It started one beautiful morning; I had been planning for this day all summer. i had slowly accumulated one gram of opium, 2.5 grams of mushrooms, and a decent bag of good pot. i knew this day would dwarf all other experiences times a million. i called my friend P to come over and be my sitter. i knew no matter how used to any indivudial drug I was THIS would make me need a sitter. before P came over i took my blender and put about 300 morning glory seeds, 20 datura seeds, 2 dried peyote, my 2.5 grams of mushrooms, and added ice cold vodka for good measure. i blended it on puree for a few mins it turned a dark brown color. BAM!!! the cover blew off!!! very dissapointed i cleaned up the beautifully drugged up mess and chilled what remained. When P finally came over we had decided to start my day off with a few bowls of reefer. feeling pretty stoned i decided to let P finish the bowl and i filled the bowl with an opium-weed mix. feeling rather pleasant, i decided that it was time to start my trip.

knowing that this concoction was going to taste worse than shit, i added almost a whole box of sugar to it. i slowly sipped from the blender for about 30 mins. the second i had my first sip i started to feel what i thought was the alkey. after i finished the mix i knew it would hit me very fast, and before i was totally destroyed i decided to smoke a leaf or 2 of some dried salvia. after my first hit i blacked out. P said that i kept shaking and muttering some really weird song. when i came to (somewhat) i remember seeing infinitely tall vines growing all around me with little bug-like things flying over my head. i had never tripped so hard ever in my life! my brain felt like it was going to fall out of my skull. seconds later i remembered i had a stomach full of misc drugs and vomited violently 2 or 3 times. words in this language of ours cant fully explain how i felt at this point. it was like i was in a whole other realm of thought and perception. i had forgotten P was still with me.

i couldnt see anything through these evergrowing vines. but i was somewhat sure that i was still on my back porch. my thought patterns were ever growing and every thought had a million other tangents attached to them and so on. i blacked out for a while longer and the next thing i remember is being in the center of a circle containing all realms of existance and everything and everyone that encompasses them. but i wasnt a living being in this realm i was a mesh-like thing connected to all that could possibly be imagined by anyone or anything. unfortunately thats all i remember. when i finally started to come down i thought i was in some sort of new reality that olny i was in. then i saw P and he started to calm me down. he said i had been staring into space all night, shaking from time to time. by the time i totally sobered up it was the next morning. for the next few days i wasnt sure about anything or anyone i ever knew. but i slowly realized that i just took a ton of drugs and tripped really hard. i still wonder sometimes if i always was in this existence, but the fact that i am here now tells me to cope with where i am.

I do not reccomend this to anyone who isnt ready for a total life overhaul. <end>
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