Has anyone ever heard D. Miller say anything substantive?

[rwork]

On TDS last night he was spewing one liner after one liner.His act is to get them out fast and keep talking so as not to be faced with any intellectual conversation.What a joke.

[physioex]

1. How many failed shows has he had?

And when is going away?

[cleveramerican]

2. He is the king of pop culture references

but he is also a clown.

[wake.up.america]

4. I like what you said. Miller makes a very good living at regurgitating cliches and

meaningless drivel.

[skooooo]

3. He's a waste of space.

I've never found him funny - even on Saturday Night Live - and he has never said anything on any of his talk shows that wasn't petty and mean spirited. He says 911 "changed" him. No it didn't! It just gave him an excuse to let his dark side come out.

[gratuitous]

5. When Jumbo Elliott caught that touchdown pass

Elliott, a veteran lineman who had never handled a ball in a game, caught a touchdown pass on a tackle eligible play for the Jets. As he was coming down with the catch, Miller ad libbed that you couldn't hope to hold Jumbo down forever (implying that he was a scoring machine, like Jerry Rice or Michael Jordan). I thought it was pretty funny at the time.

There was also one time on Saturday Night Live when David Spade came out on Weekend Update and did a Dennis Miller impersonation that was dead-on while sitting next to Miller. After Spade got done, and with the audience howling with laughter, Miller grinned and allowed, "I hate myself." That was pretty funny, too.

Other than that? I got nothin'.

[Hawaii Hiker]

6. He hasn't been funny since, oh, about 1994

He was horrible on MNF, had they kept him there any longer, I'd have watched it with the mute button on...

He hasn't been a talent since his early days on his HBO show back in the early 1990's...

His next role after he's fired yet again (LOL) will be cameo appearances in the next installments of the "Saw", "Friday the 13th.", "Hostel", & "I Know What You Did Last Summer" series - LOL!

[thereismore]

7. He was horrible. I didn't finish watching the segment and that's the truth. nt

[City Lights]

8. I've never liked him. At all.

I can't recall ever watching him long enough to let anything he spews register with me.