Feeney: Jack Who?

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Feeney: Jack Who?
By Paul Kiel - April 25, 2007, 9:21 AM

Congrats to Rep. Tom Feeney (R-FL) for issuing the boldest denial of the Jack Abramoff scandal.



A lot of lawmakers have said they never met Abramoff, or they never met him in their office, or when they met him, they didn't like him, or they wouldn't recognize him if they saw him, etc. But Feeney has gone above and beyond:

Rep. Tom Feeney (R-Fla.) says he is not worried that the Justice Department is looking into his ties to disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff, and is voluntarily cooperating with the investigation....

...Feeney denied having any kind of relationship with Abramoff.

“There’s no relationship,” he said flatly.

Feeney, remember, was one of seven people Abramoff took on a golf junket to Scotland in 2003. He flew over on a private jet. He played golf with Abramoff twice a day there.

Now, even though a sham charity covered the cost of Feeney's trip, Abramoff was not someone who, when it came to lawmakers, was interested in charity. Consider some of the others who joined Abramoff on his junkets: ex-Rep. Bob Ney (jail), Mark Zachares (pled guilty), Neil Volz (pled guilty), David Safavian (convicted), ex-Rep. Tom DeLay (under investigation), etc., etc.

Feeney, no doubt, was not an exception. Here's McClatchy on Abramoff's strenuous efforts to cooperate with prosecutors:

"He's talking so much he doesn't have time to eat," one lawyer involved in the matter quipped, insisting upon anonymity because the investigation is ongoing. "Everybody who had business dealings with the guy should be nervous."...

Feeney is among those who might be nervous over the ex-lobbyist's chatter, said the knowledgeable lawyer.

[Fridays Child]

1. Damn, that guy is stupid looking.

And more than just a little bit creepy, too. :puke:

It's good to know Jack is talking. I thought he wouldn't be so cooperative.

[babylonsister]

2. That pic must not do him justice, but he is

spooky. :scared:

[gratuitous]

3. I believe Feeney

I mean, I can not tell you how many times I'm just sitting around minding my own business when some shady character bundles me aboard his private jet and takes me for a golf outing at the legendary courses of Scotland. It must happen two or three times a month, and I don't even play golf! So it's totally believable to me that Mr. Feeney has no relationship at all with Jack Abramoff, and only voted in favor of Abramoff's pet legislation because he just happens to believe deeply in those corrupt causes. See, Abramoff was such a chump that he inadvertently bribed and tried to corrupt even the congressmen who agreed with him from the get-go, like Feeney.

You will all feel real foolish when Mr. Feeney is totally exonerated, and uses his squeaky clean reputation to launch his successful bid for the 2008 presidency! Feeney! Feeney! Feeney!