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In an article in the $paper_that_came_up_searching_for_flame_material, Candidate_X's lies and hypocrisy is exposed for all to see! He lied about his statement on $issue, saying: "I never said that I supported $issue without reservation, my history denouncing $related_issue makes that clear." But what about his "history" on $related_issue? Is it something to be proud of? Candidate_W is on record denouncing $related_issue for years, now Candidate_X is suddenly on the bandwagon because of is support of $issue.

It's these sort's of flip-flops that make Candidate_X untrustworthy.

And that doesn't even mention his long-term relationship with $evil_corporation and $scumbag_lobbyist. And we all know their connection to $issue!


Proud Supporter of Candidate_W!

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1. Ooh!

Somebody with better HTML skills than mine needs to code this as a Mad Lib.