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babsbunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 01:54 PM
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Would One of Those Blonde Bimbo Right Wing Shills Give Bush a Blow Job Already, So We Can Finally
Impeach Him And Save America--And Iraq?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070618/ts_nm/iraq_usa_states_dc;_ylt=ApzO13ro0bdowh8iXkfFZfes0NUE

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Iraq has emerged as the world's second most unstable country, behind Sudan, more than four years after President George W. Bush ordered the U.S. invasion to topple Saddam Hussein, according to a survey released on Monday.



The 2007 Failed States Index, produced by Foreign Policy magazine and the Fund for Peace, said Iraq suffered a third straight year of deterioration in 2006 with diminished results across a range of social, economic, political and military indicators. Iraq ranked fourth last year.

Afghanistan, another war-torn country where U.S. and NATO forces are battling a Taliban insurgency nearly six years after a U.S.-led invasion, was in eighth place.

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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 01:57 PM
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1. bush getting a blowjob (by a minor in front of the Washington Monument)
would be an acceptable activity to his base. Conservatives are ignorant. Conservatives are hypocrites. Conservatives do not deserve their citizenship.
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 02:00 PM
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3. Nonetheless they have it and our constitution is fine with it.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 02:01 PM
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4. Smother that girl in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again, oh baby
Smother that girl in chocolate syrup
And stap her on again
She's a teenage baby and she turns me on
I'd like to make her do a nasty on the White House lawn
Gonna smother that girl in chocolate syrup
And boogie til the cows come home!

This interlude was brought to you by Frank Zappa. There's a soul who checked out way too soon.
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 01:59 PM
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2. Can she please do it in a red dress?
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lazyriver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 02:08 PM
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5. I thought Chris Matthews has been blowing bush for years.
Is he not blonde enough? ;)

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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 02:20 PM
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7. He's certainly bimbo enougn. nt
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DavidDvorkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 02:18 PM
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6. We'd never know about it
The press would refuse to investigate. The word would never get out. Anyone who did report it would be destroyed.
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 02:35 PM
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8. they didn't report about Gannon
imagine if that had happened with Clinton.
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DavidDvorkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 02:38 PM
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10. Yep
Hell, with Clinton, vague allegations were enough to send the press into a frenzy.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 02:36 PM
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9. well i was going to say
but i won`t cause there maybe children reading....but it was good
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Karmageddon Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 02:53 PM
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11. Blonde bimbo? Hell, I'll do it if it will get him out of office.
On prime time TV.
With my wife giving the play by play.


Speaking of presidential blowjobs, check out this classic song / video by Eric Schwartz.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XSVYkQoFADs
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 04:34 PM
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12. Thanks for taking a hit for the team.
We owe you one, buddy.
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Booster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 05:48 PM
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13. Man Coulter would do it if he would stay still & pay attention, but
neither of those are his strong points - oh, yeah. He doesn't have any strong points.
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 09:37 PM
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14. Is Jeff Gannon blond?
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MGKrebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-18-07 10:08 PM
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15. If he shows up in black socks and shorts
even the bimbo might decline.
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