If I could ask John F. Kerry one question, it would be this:

[elperromagico]

"What would you, as the Democratic nominee, do if there were an 'October Surprise'?"

[Capn Sunshine]

1. GREAT QUESTION

we should getthat out there now.

BTW the question should be "when" not "if"

[KFC]

2. I'd ask him if he thinks Rupert will win Survivor

Although it is a more sophisticated question.

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

11. Kerry won't answer the tough Survivor questions

Because he had an affair with Amber.

[KoKo]

3. I would ask for verification that there won't be any more sexual stories

waiting to be revealed. That's the most important thing to me now. I feel I'm going to be waiting for some new shoe to drop and no one wants another Clinton problem. :-(

[UnAmericanJoe]

4. Can you help me get free Ketchup?? nt

[Ediacara]

5. He should start talking about it now

Or at the very latest around April.

He should say something like, "This administration knows it's in trouble, know the American people left AND right are fed up with their lies, secrecy, and politicking. They know the only way they can win in November, is for something extraordinary to happen in October. If that happens ladies and gentleman, we'll know it's nothing more than lies, secrecy, and politicking, in an attempt to sway the voters to vote GOP out of fear and terror, rather than reason. Mister Bush: I'm sorry but the American people are smarter than that, and if something extraordinary DOES happen in October, they'll know better; and they WILL reject wholeheartedly the lies, secrecy, and politicking coming out of this Whitehouse."

[frustrated_lefty]

6. Not touching this with a 10 foot pole. n/t

[Alinsky]

7. Can you change the Democrat parties name?

Thank you for running for President though I disagree with 99.9 % of your agenda, I feel as if you could perhaps do something useful for your country. Could you have the Democratic Parties name changed to the Republican Democratic Party? Why? Most of the time the party is influenced by the people that make up the Republican Party. If you had your Party changed to the Republican Democratic Party, then perhaps some could on a grassroots level start a new democratic party a party by the people and for the people.

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[Capn Sunshine]

10. THAT IS WHERE IT'S AT!

But we see what happens if you try otherwise.

PS Posters name refers to the prolific author Saul Alinsky an I suggest the youngsters here read "Rules for Radicals" (http://tinyurl.com/yr7pg) among his other works.

[corporatewhore]

12. well there is one thing the dem party is diff than the texas gop

the texas gop wants to get out of naftawtoimf...where as the dem party doesnt

[boobooday]

8. I think people are getting a little wise

to the whole "staged event media manipulation" thing.

Saddam ended up not being that helpful. Will Osama? And what will they do with these two? It is going to be mighty embarrassing to have them talking on the stand about their former relationships with the current members of the Bush administration.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

Jeanette

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

9. "Why does it hurt when I pee?"

Props to FZ.

[elperromagico]

13. "I got it from Detroit, it seems. It jumped right up and grabbed my meat."

[arewethereyet]

14. "so were you really boinking that girl or not ? I need to know now."

It will be too damn late in June.