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Just imagine the RNC is a very large corporation (just bear with me for a minute) with many chief executives all over the country. They have powerful employees who are supervisors of other employees. One of the lower-management people, who happens to be a blonde female with a black dress who writes books, is often in the public eye via television or print Lately, she is not doing well in the public eye and is making the very large corporation look bad. The CEO’s are having blood pressure problems every time this bimbo opens her mouth, their computers are over-loaded with e-mails not of the positive nature, and one of their favorite “big guys” (Duncan Hunter) is extremely upset since this bimbo really likes him. He is her candidate to be “The Man.”
The corporation is now being referred to as “The Coulter Republicans.” This is very bad for the company’s image, and the competitors on the other side, known as those damn liberals, or the DNC, just won’t let it go. Just because they have a superb line-up of candidates, any and all of which could and would be “The Man/Woman” and their supervisors are handing out subpoenas faster than you can catch your breath.....well, it’s just too much. A meeting must be convened. The agenda will be short and sweet: GET THE BITCH OFF THE AIRWAVES, CALL FOX. She is NOT to be allowed on radio or television spewing her intellect (sarcasm) in our name. We can’t have it.
Personally, I think Ann is done. Perhaps rehab for a while or shopping for a new dress.... Lotsa luck girl.
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