Suggest GOP candidate campaign slogans!!

[Sparkly]

Here are a few:

Ron Paul -- Because we don't need no stinkin' government!

Vote John McCain. Iraqis would!

Rudy Giuliani -- Let's make every day a celebration of 9/11!

America needs Fred Thompson -- crusty, husky, and oh so man-musky!

Add your own, and don't forget:
Sam Brownback
Mike Huckabee
Duncan Hunter
Mitt Romney
Tom Tancredo
Edit: and Alan Keyes!

[baldguy]

1. Any: Taking it up the ass doesn't hurt as much as you think!

[rurallib]

2. The old Goldwater epithet applies to all:

'In your guts, you know he's nuts'

[saltpoint]

3. "Sam Brownback 08 -- It's the Haldol Talkin'"

[AtomicKitten]

4. Huckabee: Flat Earth Society's #1 Choice.

[zeemike]

5. Fred Thompson

Elect me president and I'll play one on TV

[Sparkly]

6. LOL

These are great!! :rofl:

[zulchzulu]

7. Take America Back...to the Crusades...

Maybe Tie A Yellow Ribbon Around A Chickenhawk's Neck...

[recoveringdittohed]

8. It's mourning in America

For all who support *'s War (all except Paul & Brownback)

[Sparkly]

9. Duncan Hunter: Ann Coulter's Candidate!

Alan Keyes: Crazy like a... really crazy person.

Sam Brownback: Too ugly to have an affair with an intern

[HawkerHurricane]

10. ok

Rudy Giuliani, Family Values: 3 families to value!

Mitt Romney, Mass. Liberal yesterday, Far Right Conservative today!

Duncan Hunter, Randy Cunningham's bestest friend!

Fred Thompson, because out of work actors need love too!

Ron Paul, right about Iraq, right about... well, just Iraq.

[MasterDarkNinja]

11. Fred Thompson - Because TV experience fighting crime is just as good as the real thing

[radfringe]

12. for any of them:

we're the same but different?
I'm more Ronald Reagan than the others
I'm not bush - it just seems that way
Everything is going great - put on a happy face
Because God and Reagan told me

[Steve_in_California]

13. Ron Paul -- because child labor laws are unwanted government interference!

[Steve_in_California]

14. Mitt Romney--cool underwear!

[LeftishBrit]

15. Sam Brownback - for those who think the Taliban isn't fundie enough!

Mitt Romney - he'll support America the way he supports Massachusetts!

Alan Keyes - because sanity is so overrated!

[LongTomH]

16. Fred Thompson: Bedtime for Bonzo: The Sequel

:rofl:

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

17. Fred Thompson: "I can't believe it's not Bob Dole!"

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