My kitty came home with a big owie on his ear.

[MonkeyFunk]

Damn you Hillary!!!

[orpupilofnature57]

1. Image , it can be a bitch!

[1620rock]

2. huh...??

[MonkeyFunk]

3. Kathleen Willey

who claimed that Bill Clinton raped her in the Oval Office, claimed today that Hillary had hired people to go to her house and kill her cats.

Fox news reported it as if it were real.

but my cat really DOES have a big owie!

[polichick]

7. OMG

I hadn't heard that one ~ yikes!

[Hissyspit]

8. Put some Neosporin on it.

Works for cats, too.

[MonkeyFunk]

9. thanks... I will

I cleaned it good with hydrogen peroxide. neosporin's a good idea.

[Hissyspit]

25. I always use both. n/t

[MonkeyFunk]

27. I just smeared him real good with neosporin

thanks for the good idea!

[cuke]

10. I think you're lying

I haven't seen that one, and I've been on DU all day. If Faux reported it, a DUer would have posted it :-)

[MonkeyFunk]

12. You should've watched Olbermann

tonight.

[cuke]

21. I was kidding. It was a little joke

So little, no one can even detect it.

Sorry for the confusion. I was ragging on DU's tendency to repeat rw bullshit. I guess I was a bit too subtle and dry

[MonkeyFunk]

22. ah

no worries!

[Liberal Veteran]

4. Hillary gave me ring around the collar!

:grr:

[MonkeyFunk]

5. She gave my father polio

in 1935, too. Damn her!!!

[Liberal Veteran]

6. I'm not surprised, she also caused American Chestnut Blight in 1900!

[A HERETIC I AM]

26. You may not be aware that she was also in command of the Container Ship in the SF Bay.

You know, the one that hit the bridge pier. That was her.

[cuke]

11. She killed my ficus

I don't know how, but I'm sure it was her. Who else has so much power?

[MonkeyFunk]

14. I have a christmas cactus that's not doing well

I can't prove it's Hillary's doing, but I'm keeping an eye on her!

[itsrobert]

13. This post serves no purpose

Please try to be more constructive with your time and energy. Maybe volunteer at a shelter?

[MonkeyFunk]

15. Maybe you could make yourself

valuable and blow me.

[itsrobert]

17. Adrian Cronauer: "You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history. "

But I'm not the man for the job. ;)

[MonkeyFunk]

18. Just close your eyes and think of England

[ruggerson]

19. He'd have to locate it on a map first

n/t

[HEyHEY]

16. Jesus H. Christ.... See a proctologist

[Clintonista2]

20. HITLERY EATING KITTENS AGAIN?

:eyes:

[laugle]

23. She's also responsible for the Bird flu and the Super Bug!! LOL

[polichick]

24. Don't forget the hole in the ozone layer...

Thanks a lot, Hill!