Hillary Clinton vs A Bag of Hammers

[Naturyl]

Poll question: Hillary Clinton vs A Bag of Hammers

Since we're doing this, why not get right down to the nitty-gritty?

For the record, this poll is intended as satire. I'm not a Clinton supporter, but creating these polls to show that anybody can get more support than Clinton is getting old, no?

Hillary is #8 of 8 on my preference list. But excessive Hillary-bashing could come back to haunt us next year, don't you think?

If we can't have "Kucinich '08," then let's at least have "a DEMOCRAT '08." Not Ron Paul, not Ralph Nader, and not a bag of hammers. But hey, since people insist, let the voting begin...

[Naturyl]

1. I got the party started myself with a vote for Hillary. :)

[MethuenProgressive]

34. It's not fair to call Obama "a Bag of Hammers".... Edwards, though...

... accurate.

[Rabo Karabekian]

2. Sorry I'm not a Member of the Republicratic Party

I voted for the hammer bag.

[fenriswolf]

3. bag 'o hammers stands strong on the issues

and crushes his opponents, we need a strong candidate to put all the pin heads in congress in place.

[NMMNG]

4. LOL

Well said.

[rwheeler31]

5. The competition is brutal.

[baldguy]

6. Is A Bag of Hammers a declared Democratic candidate?

[MNDemNY]

7. Yes, it is. Bag officially declared last night.

On "This Old House"

[baldguy]

9. So he's good on domestic issues, huh?

[MNDemNY]

10. Yes, a little heavy handed, at times,though.

[baldguy]

13. And hard-headed too, I suppose.

Well, there's good & bad with that.

[MNDemNY]

15. Sometimes he really gets his claws out.

[Renew Deal]

19. Is Bag of Hammers friends with Wes Clark?

Sounds like it. ;)

[woo me with science]

52. Are you sure it wasn't bag of something else?

I get all those bags mixed up.

[MNDemNY]

8. As should be expected, Bag o' Hammers has just played the "tool" card.

[itsrobert]

23. Hillary is a "tool" of the corporations

;)

[ulysses]

11. if the bag of hammers loses, we're screwed.

[MNDemNY]

14. Screwn, for sure, Bag will run on a third party ticket.

[regnaD kciN]

12. Easy. The Bag of Hammers didn't vote to authorize the Iraq War...

...nor possible military action against Iran. Nor a "No Insurance Company Left Behind" health plan that basically forces Americans, by law, to enrich the coffers of Big Insurance.

Oh, and the Bag of Hammers doesn't cackle, either.

[Naturyl]

16. Well, when you put it that way...

Can I change my vote? :P

Just kidding. Nice photo, BTW. I love nature photography.

[MNDemNY]

17. Though rumor has it that...

the Pentagon once paid $475,000 for the bag of hammers. Could be a scandal.

[bonito]

18. Hillary is a neocon, a hammer is not, easy choice!

[madrchsod]

20. a bag of AMERICAN MADE hammers!

made in ROCKFORD,ILLINOIS by AMERICAN WORKERS!

[Naturyl]

22. Union workers, I hope.

Otherwise, I've gotta stick with my vote for Hillary. ;)

[mod mom]

41. and here is a list of toolmakers who still make product in America:

http://www.stillmadeinusa.com/tools.html

[dweller]

21. the results obviously

have nailed it.


dp

[itsrobert]

24. Hillary is the bigger "tool"

;)

[AtomicKitten]

44. * snort *

:spank:

[BeyondGeography]

25. "A bag of hammers" is the Republicans' worst nightmare

[L0oniX]

26. If I had a hammer ...I'd hammer all over this world ...do wa do wa do

[John Q. Citizen]

27. I don't vote in these polls, not because I'm a Clinton supporter, but because

I don't want to have to vote for the lesser of two evils.

[Renew Deal]

28. ohhhhh

:spank:

[AwakeAtLast]

29. I'm holding out for "Bag O'Glass" to make a surprise announcement

It will enter the race at any moment - I just know it!

[AlCzervik]

30. Johnny Switchblade is where it's at.

[RufusTFirefly]

31. I'm sick and tired of these divisive bag-of-hammers bashing threads!!

Why do some posters use every possible opportunity to bash a bag of hammers? Don't you realize how self-destructive that is?!

[smoogatz]

32. Where does the bag of hammers stand on throwing the Bush junta in jail?

Because I'm pretty fucking sure Hillary ain't gonna follow up.

[Naturyl]

33. The bag of hammers has promised to "nail them." (n/t)

[Enrique]

35. it's Hammer time!

:bounce:

[bettync]

36. I would not vote for Hillary.

Edwards is my preference, but I would support another nominee. However, I would not support Hillary. If Hillary wins the nomination, I will support the Republican, and hope our country can hold on for four years until we can put a Democrat in office who will make changes in Washington. We must have a change in Washington. I sincerely believe that Hillary will only tie our country deeper to special interests and a small group of elite Washington deal-makers. I do not believe that the American middle class can survive much more of that, to say nothing of what will happen to the poor without change.

Many people do not watch politics closely. Many will vote from a soundbite. Unfortunately, this means that the only way to wake them up and get them to look at Hillary's double-talk, dishonesty, and ties to the powerful, is to be blunt.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

38. CHARMING

"If Hillary wins the nomination, I will support the Republican"

-bettync

Not a third party candidate...Not a write in...But a Republican...

CHARMING

[BootinUp]

43. Insane is a better word n/t

[merwin]

45. I don't think you should be coming on DU saying you're prepared to vote Republican.

That's like jumping into a shark tank with a bag of bloody clothes tied to your back :)

Welcome to DU!

[MNDemNY]

47. Go away.

[Forkboy]

50. What's the matter with you?

Hillary may suck, but all the Repubs suck twice as hard.Try hopping aboard the logic train.

[conservdem]

54. Welcome to DU, and thanks for being honest about your view.

[okamichan13]

37. Bag of hammers

because we have real choices and alternatives besides Hillary. If its the general and she's the democratic choice, she's my choice. But not until then.

[Yuugal]

39. Even though they are both corporate tools....

I went with the Hammer! Its all about those supreme courts picks, people!

[Armstead]

40. I went with a bag of hammers because.....

I'll need one to hit myself over the head in frustration if I have to support GOP Lite over GOP heavy.

(But I'll do it, just to do my bit to keep GOP Heavy out.)

[Tejanocrat]

42. In the general or the primary? I'd support her in the general if the hammers were running as a Repub

[Madam Mossfern]

46. How do I know my vote was counted?

Is there a paper backup?

[Czolgosz]

48. what a snide poll (trying to divide the tool vote - you should be ashamed!)

[Dr. Strange]

49. I'm glad someone else saw that.

The OP is clearly a corporate tool. We need to stop screwing around and letting outsiders chisel away at our community.
You know the drill.

[Perry Logan]

51. Republicans can look in on DU and rest assured they have nothing to worry about.

[conservdem]

53. LOL I voted for the bag of hammers! Seriously I do not want her

to get the nomination. I support Biden.

[mtnsnake]

56. You and 125 other sheep

baaaahhhHHHHHHH

[youthere]

58. Welcome conservdem!

Stop on by the Biden supporters group here on DU! We'd love to "see" you.

[NightWatcher]

55. Wow, and I get called "argumentative"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2261609

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7128030

[PurityOfEssence]

57. Hammers are very direct, unequivocal and clear

They're not much fun at a state dinner, though...