Richardson finger painted a dog turd in the 1st GRADE!!

[ronnykmarshall]

This is earth shattering news!

[MonkeyFunk]

1. Dodd once

called his first-grade teacher "Mommy".

He was laughed at so hard, his hair turned white.

True story.

[ronnykmarshall]

2. Kucinich .....

used to chase the girls around the play ground spraying milk out of his nose.

[MonkeyFunk]

4. ew

but if he can make cookies in a tree, I guess he can expel nose-milk. Dennis is magic!

When he was a child, Mike Gravel used to tease lepers. "Got yer nose!" was a favorite.

[Hand]

3. Clearly he hates America.

Off to Gitmo with him! :sarcasm:

[Deep13]

5. Huckabee still eats paste. n/t

[ronnykmarshall]

6. McCain started a food fight in the 5th grade.

The lunch ladies had to flee the cafeteria in fear. They made him clean up the mess. He called the principal a flying piece of bat shit.

[rucky]

7. Ron Paul sat out during dodgeball.

what a wuss.

[MonkeyFunk]

8. You'd think a little guy like that

would excel at dodgeball. It's not easy to hit a tiny target.

[MonkeyFunk]

9. Giuliani had his 2nd grade teacher whacked

True story.

[ronnykmarshall]

11. Larry Craig got caught whacking w/ his PE teacher.

[MonkeyFunk]

12. try to be fair

it was dodge-ball!

[LynneSin]

10. That's it - I'm voting for Ralph Nadar

:hide:

[Vickers]

13. Kucinich once got a boner doing the rope-climb in the gym.

Oh wait...that was me.

Sorry.

:(

[EstimatedProphet]

14. McCain is STILL blowing Reagan

He's dug up his corpse and he's giving Reagan blowjobs as we speak.