the hideous Republican thread

[sniffa]

this was on Wonkette (yesterday?) in response to the Hillary picture going around.

yes, let us scrutinize the Republicans in the same manner.







and off topic, i can't believe how pro-Hucabee, Wonkette is.



and we don't want to forget the second tiers.



and the quitter



oh, and the comeback kid.



oh, oh, oh, the Blimp Guy



and just in case, the last minute Rove candidate to defeat Trianguleros.

[BootinUp]

1. Fred's about to keel over, McCain ate somethin that dint agree with him, lol.

[AlCzervik]

2. Whitey, whitey, whitey, whitey, whitey, whitey, whitey, and Whitey supremacists guy.

[sniffa]

3. this guy?

[AlCzervik]

4. mmmmmmBulger!

[sniffa]

7. Chief Justice Warren Burger

[mmonk]

5. .

:hide:

Good grief!

[sniffa]

6. i know, this is sure to start a flamewar

:hide:

[mmonk]

8. Those are frightening images.

[KingFlorez]

9. Looks like the air got let out of their faces

[Red Zelda]

10. Is McCain dead?

[sniffa]

17. he was

but now his surge is injecting new Joementum into his campaign.

[asdjrocky]

11. Let's not forget this one-

[ColbertWatcher]

12. My assessment...

Mitt Romney Low brow, eyes spaced too close together, obvious low intelligence and inbred

Rudy "Noun Verb" 9ui11iani Greasy, greasy, greasy, should wear makeup all the time, especially on the fivehead

Fraud Thompson Saggy and baggy, the other dwarfs

Duncan Hunter The face only a war profiteer could love. Perfectly designed for toupee-holding.

Tom Tancredo Had his plastic surgery done at the local beauticians college.

John McCain Fraud Thompson if he had a little more hair. What Santa Claus would look like if he shaved the beard and sold his soul for a birthday cake.


Ronpaultard The unholy loinfruit of Xenu and a John Bircher.

Condoleezza The girls on the plantation don't have to look good, they just have to comply.

[sniffa]

13. oh dear

:rofl:

[ColbertWatcher]

27. Hey, you asked...

...we at Wikiality.com do this kind of stuff all the time (http://wikiality.com/Category:Game-like_Activity)

[ColbertWatcher]

14. Holy Crap!

I forgot Mike HUckabee

He looks like a cross between the chef on the Campbell Soup commercials and a used car salesman.

[TwilightGardener]

23. Sea Salt!

[ColbertWatcher]

26. That's the one! n/t

[Beausoir]

34. "What Santa Claus would look like if he shaved the beard and sold his soul for a birthday cake."

:spray:

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

15. I know we're not supposed to tout...

...Republican candidates here, and I don't offer this as an endorsement, but I really feel that it's very unfair to lump the much maligned and misunderstood Red Skull in with this rogue gallery of fascist thugs.

Note: Ron Paul doesn't belong in there either.

[sniffa]

16. i feel bad about that actually

:(

i initially posted a pic of Red Skull, but figured most of DU and the government's spies wouldn't know i was referring to Condi.

[ColbertWatcher]

18. Why is Ronpaultard so special?

I know we're not supposed to tout...
Posted by Mr_Jefferson_24
"...Note: Ron Paul doesn't belong in there either..."

Why do you put Ronpaultard on a pedestal?

He's a republican; he belongs.

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

22. I didn't mean to place him on a pedestal...

...but I do think he's an honorable, decent man who is also a truth teller, and I guess it's on that basis I feel he doesn't belong.

However, based purely on party affiliation, you're right, he must be included.

[ColbertWatcher]

25. He belongs...

...unless and until he criticizes the behavior, he is no more honorable than the others.

[hardleft38655]

19. fred

thompson takes the cake.

[Kucinich4America]

20. It's more their political ideology that is ugly than their physical appearance.

Except for Thompson. That motherfucker looks like Franken Berry's grandpa!

[ColbertWatcher]

21. touche n/t

[Auntie Bush]

24. Look like Mccain uses Botox. No wrinkles around eyes.

He'd be one big wrinkle if he didn't. He'd look like an accordion.

[Maven]

28. OMG, that last picture

Fucking :rofl:

[sniffa]

29. heh heh heh

that pic never gets old. :rofl:

:hi:

[geiger]

30. good job

[smokey nj]

31. Honestly, I think Rudy looks kinda cute in this photo....

[Perry Logan]

32. Not an IQ point among the lot of them.

[ArkySue]

33. Aw, there's got to be a worse pic of Huck

That one doesn't catch the wall-eyed goat look that he generally presents.