I like my candidate a lot

[JeffR]

Wanna fight about it?

[1corona4u]

1. Who's your candidate?

[Patsy Stone]

2. Three o'clock,

After school,
By the bike rack!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Nope!

[ruggerson]

4. Those same words are uttered nightly

in the Carville/Matalin boudoir.

[AtomicKitten]

5. carp vs trout?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

[Dhalgren]

6. I prefer scotch to bourbon. Are we gonna' have a problem?

:hi:

[PeaceNikki]

7. And you martini purists can suck it, too. I LIKE vodka martinis! Gin tastes like trees!

:P

[sniffa]

9. agreed

which is why i'm drinking a votku one right now. :toast:

[PeaceNikki]

10. It's all about finding common ground.

Solidarity :toast:

[Double T]

8. How dare YOU like your candidate!!!....specially A LOT!!!!

You must STOP doing this immediately or suffer the possible consequences of a victory.

[NanceGreggs]

11. Could it be more F*CKIN' obvious?!?!?

YOUR candidate (insert name here) doesn't come close to having the experience, statesmanship and savvy that MY candidate (insert name here) possesses in spades!

I have it on VERY GOOD AUTHORITY (if triple-hearsay counts) that YOUR candidate is a crook, a weasel and a liar! My candidate, on the other hand, has been proven (insert poll-of-choice results here) to be a leader in every respect!

While YOUR candidate was dodging important questions (insert embarrassing debate video excerpt here), MY candidate was speaking to THE PEOPLE about the importance of (please specify (a)health care reform, (b) education reform, (c) fiscal responsibility in government, or (d) none/all of the above).

MY candidate is the ONLY candidate anyone of any intelligence would even consider.

If YOUR candidate winds up being the nominee, I will have no choice but to (please choose ONE option only: (a) post 3,000+ threads explaining why WE ARE DOOMED, (b) post my suicide note on DU, (c) disable my spellcheck and start posting on FreeRepublic where mindless anti-Dem ranting is appreciated)!

Well, that's all I'm gonna say, 'cause I've run out of (!!!!!) exclamation points, and my CAPS KEY IS WORN DOWN TO THE NUB.

Hope you're happy, TRAITOR!!!

[FlyingSquirrel]

14. I know this OP is 4 days old, but....

you just gave me the first belly laugh of all the old stuff I've been looking through so I just had to kick the thread.

:thumbsup:

[Flabbergasted]

15. Twas worth the delay.

[emilyg]

12. Link?

[tammywammy]

13. You, you...freeper!!!

:)

[flvegan]

16. I like your candidate a lot, too. I got yer back.

[no name no slogan]

17. I'll Rochambeau you for it

I go first