I thought I saw Jesus in Chuck Norris' smile.

[IndianaJones]

It was like stardust or a window into heaven.

[JackintheGreen]

1. Holy Jesus! You ain't kidding

If you died while Chuck was in the room you'd have as much chance ending up inside his head as you would in heaven.

[lapfog_1]

2. He shore does have him some purdy store bought teeth, don't he?

[BringBigDogBack]

3. Hahaha

I'll be damned if I wasn't thinking the same thing

[calmblueocean]

4. Just wait until Huck appoints him Secretary of State! (n/t)

[rusty quoin]

6. It is people like Huckabee and Norris who will fix the world....just imagine. n/t

[tammywammy]

5. He has the whitest teeth ever

Do you think they have that eerie glow in a black light?

[hisownpetard]

7. Yes. We turned all the lights out while he was on, put on our shades and

could still read the fine print on the can of Spam we were having for dinner,
just from the fluorescent glow of his teeth and his ginger-colored wig.

[tammywammy]

8. be careful

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

He'll come after you too, don't make fun of the beard.

[hisownpetard]

Man! Thanks for the heads-up on Chuckie Big-Head. I'll check my closets

before going to sleep (tonight and every night, from here on in).:scared: :scared: :scared:

[tammywammy]

13. I would.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

He'll kill you before you realize he's there.

(Sorry, that site cracks me up)

[hisownpetard]

9. Man! Thanks for the heads-up on Chuckie Big-Head. I'll check my closets

before going to sleep (tonight and every night, from here on in).:scared: :scared: :scared:

[hisownpetard]

12. Delete - another annoying dupe

[judaspriestess]

10. well I definitely saw the stable where Jesus was born in chuck's

toupee

[Vickers]

11. He smiled at me and it cured my leprosy.

:headbang:

[hisownpetard]

That's sort of incredible, because he touched my forehead and I could skip,

whereas before I could only sprint a quarter mile.:toast:

[hisownpetard]

14. Delete - another annoying dupe

[UrbScotty]

15. Actually, that was Ronald Reagan, a.k.a. God (nt)