I NEED HELP!!! I have a problem and I need DU!

[MadBadger]

I have a Tweety Problem. Well before I joined DU last year, I've been a strong Tweety Apologist. No Matter what the guy does, I see past it because for some fucked up reason, I love Chris Matthews!!! I even resisted the urge to call him Tweety because I thought I didnt want to call him names (then i realized, he really does look like that damn bird and that writing Chris Matthews all the time gets annoying). DU Please help me with my Tweety addiction!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I'm very sorry. You can't be helped.

[jgraz]

2. HA! Fair enough!

[AtomicKitten]

3. No mystery about what goes on here.

He's a pundit who is patted on the head when he says that they like and excoriated when he doesn't.

[FrenchieCat]

4. He's a dickhead that gets paid plenty money

to fuck with us all year long.

Don't watch him, or you'll get depressed knowing that a dumbass person like that makes way more money than most of us. Kinda of like Bush.

He only makes sense 40% of the time...problem is that it's hard to know when that is. Not Good.

Kick that habit!

[usregimechange]

5. Identify and process the pros and cons of tweetism

[Fresh_Start]

6. pick up your shoe or a heavy book or a bat/racket

throw it at the TV until you have a satisfying pop.
Don't invest in another

[jlake]

7. I can't. Even though he can be batshit and come COMPLETELY unhinged

I like him too.

[jenmito]

8. Can't help you. I watch him every night. I think he really LOVES polirics and

calls 'em how he sees 'em.

[MadBadger]

12. I think thats why I love watching his show

[AlCzervik]

9. i picture his guests sitting there with riot Shields to protect them from the spit.

thats my visual of Chris Matthews and that one time back in may of 2003 when Bush was prancing across the deck of the USS Lincoln in his bunny suit and Matthews said some thing like---"Oh look how manly he is, i bet the ladies really find him attractive".

If you dig that well, my best to you.

[MadBadger]

10. I'm also an NBC apologist, this may have something to do with it all.

HA!

[calimary]

18. Well, they do have Keith Olbermann. That redeems them pretty effectively

for me.

[durrrty libby]

11. He is a self digesting gasbag. Enjoy your addiction until you can

no longer tolerate your own reflection.

[parasim]

13. Here ya go...

[MadBadger]

14. Thufffferin Thuccotash

[calimary]

15. I think he has a HUGE misplaced Daddy complex, leavened with

the schoolyard spat shit. I think he's the runt who kept getting beaten up by the big bullies and has spent the rest of his life looking for a bigger bully to sidle up to. And he loves every fight he gets to stand on the sidelines and hoot over. Look how he's still trying to stir one up every chance he gets.

I grow more and more annoyed with him as time goes on. :eyes:

[MadBadger]

17. I think he was the short fat kid with the attitude (Cartman)

[calimary]

19. Could very well be.

I know there's a testosterone complex in there. He's even yammered on about how much he likes to see a "Guy" in there. Yeah. Get that "Guy" in there, the tough, macho "Guy." He practically fellates giuliani, and was utterly shameless in drooling over bush in his Captain America flight suit. Utterly shameless. One might have been motivated to send him a bib.

[bunnies]

16. I too love tweety. I really think he loves his job...

and hes very entertaining to watch. 5pm around here is "Tweety Time"! *said with much enthusiasm. :)

[shraby]

20. Stock up on bird cage newspaper and

you'll be okay.

[Lint Head]

21. They say Tweety withdrawal is worse than kicking heroin or

cigarettes. :dem:

[MadBadger]

22. Guess hes my drug

[Meldread]

23. I like him too.

I don't always agree with him, and sometimes he gets carried away but he's amusing to watch. I think he just really has a passion for politics, and that's something I can respect at least.

I also love his fascination with Hillary Clinton. It is absolutely hilarious because it's so obvious that he is BEGGING her to pay attention to him. He reminds me of one of those school yard boys in third grade, who pulls the hair of a girl he really likes but is too afraid to admit it. So he says mean things, and pulls her hair just because he wants her attention (even if it is negative).

I love Hillary's come back to him, saying she doesn't know how to deal with men who are obsessed with her. He looked like a wounded puppy. He kept muttering, "I'm not obsessed... I'm not." I thought he was going to "tear up" in a Hillary moment until she came over there and went, "Awww... Christopher!" When she patted him on the cheek, he looked toward the camera and was blushing. It just proves my theory that he's completely in love with the woman.

He's a blowhard and has a big mouth. However, that's part of his charm. He's amusing to watch. I also think his laugh is funny.

*someone says something funny* "Ha!"
*something else funny* "Ha!"

Most people laugh, "Hahahaha." But he's just, "Ha!" Especially if he thinks he is making a humorous point, and more often than not he's just embarrassing himself without realizing it.

:P

[MadBadger]

25. He laughs HaHA

[THUNDER HANDS]

24. I still like him

I find him a million times more interesting to watch than Wolf Blitzer, who puts me to sleep.

[Beausoir]

26. U R B-YOND HELP.

4 REALZ.

[Steely_Dan]

27. I believe that there is a 12 step program...

Not sure where it is on the Internets.

-P

[Blue_In_AK]

28. Don't feel bad.

I watch him every day, too. He pisses me off a lot of times, but his shows are interesting generally, and he does present varied viewpoints.