A vote for Sharpton is a vote for the Illuminati.

[Jackhammer Jesus]

Look, I won't bore you all with the details, but I can tell you for a fact that if you vote for Al Sharpton in your state's primary tomorrow, you are voting for a clandestine organization intent on world domination.

Skull and Bones ain't got nothing on this stuff - we're talking computer chips in people's skulls, secret moon bases equipped with massive laser beams, robotic zombie armies snatching people out of their houses never to be seen again, the whole nine yards.

Hey, don't laugh. This is serious.

Go ahead and vote for Sharpton. But don't come crying to MY bunker when he assumes control of the world and starts enslaving your friends and family. And don't say I didn't WARN you!

I'll just leave it at that - I think I've said too much already. I fear you may never hear from me again. The last thing I want to say is

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HELP THEYRE COMING AGH

[Interrobang]

1. That's a big Whisky Tango Foxtrot, come back?

[Fenris]

2. A vote for Edwards is a vote for the Pope and the World Bank!

They're going to rob you and try to convert you! Look out!

And if you find me hanging from Blackfriar's Bridge.....ARRRGGGHH!

[Dookus]

3. goddamn zombies

I hate 'em!

Thanks for the heads up. But now I'm torn... I heard Edwards was a werewolf, Kerry is, as we know, a Boner, and Kucinich is a member of the vegan mafia.

sigh...

[Fenris]

5. And Kucinich is a mystic!

http://www.newconnexion.net/article/09-02/kucinich.html

This makes me laugh every time I read it.:P

[Taeger]

4. Even worse ...

The Rhymerati!!!!!

Yes a terrible organization dedicated to forcing everyone to speak in RHYMES. Their first terrible apostle was one Casius Clay (aka Muhommed Ali). Now the curse of Jonny Chocran, Snoop Dog and Rev Sharpton has beset us.

Oh the pain, the pain :puke:

[MurikanDemocrat]

6. Whew! Thanks for the warning!

:scared:

[oasis]

7. One question: Will us slaves have Sundays off?

[Fenris]

8. I requested Saturday; it's my people's Sabbath

You know, people who like Black Sabbath. We aren't to work on the Sabbath.

[mountainvue]

9. Are the Illuminati

the people that make those Illume candles? I really like those.:)

[Fenris]

10. I think they're a lamp salesperson union

[Renew Deal]

11. Where's my hat?

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