BREAKING: Hillary Clinton's cousin's friend's next-door neighbor's veterinarian ...

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is alleged to have farted in church on more than one occasion in the 1980's! Will she condemn this atrocity? If not, can any thinking person ever consider voting for her?

[Whisp]

1. don't quit your day job. stand up ain't your thing. nt

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8. Thanks! If I ever require further career counseling and can't find a struggling artist or ...

an out-of-work porn star, I'll get back to you.

[HughMoran]

2. OMG!!11!! THIS IS HUGH11!!!111!1

I'M SERIES!!!1!!!

[Sparkle]

3. K&R!

;)

[mikelgb]

4. and will these stupid hyperbole threads ever stop?

[Bicoastal]

5. I ain't saying this thread is a straw man...

...but it's currently dancing a circle around Judy Garland and singing "If I Only Had a Brain"--which, by the way, is what I imagine to be the OP's favorite inspirational song.

[durrrty libby]

6. You should talk genius. Anyone who starts a thread stating

that "whining is sexist" should not criticize other lame threads:eyes: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce:

[Bicoastal]

7. Fuck it--never get into a pissing match about intelligence on the internets.

Why start fights with strangers?

Instead, I'm just going to put you on Ignore.

[durrrty libby]

10. Ooooh hysterical threats are funny. Looks like you lost again

:P

[no name no slogan]

9. VIDEO OF THE EVENT

NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED

[flordehinojos]

11. Horrors!

a fart? someone farted?

[Bicoastal]

12. I can't believe that picture is now permanently damaged...

...just because some fuckheads managed to steal it, then couldn't bother to store it properly.

It's a shame.

[sniffa]

13. More of her 35 years of experience I see.