This post is going to be a little controversial

[Catholic Sensation]

Now rumor has it that John Kerry had sex. If it turns out that John Kerry made love to a woman, the Republicans could use that and smear him as some kind of procreative pervert.

How will the Middle East feel if this turns out to be true? They might get even angrier if they learn our commander in chief associated himself with a female in a physical manner.

Now I'm not sure if there's any real substance to this claim, but I would hate for it to be true. Honestly, do we want another non-virgin in the White House?

[King of New Orleans]

1. Now why didn't

this come out during the primaries?!?!?!

(Yeah I know the primaries are still going on)

[Catholic Sensation]

2. Skull and Bones covered it up I bet

and the Likud Party and Nazi enablers and people with prostate cancer.

[DannyRed]

4. Prostate Cancer?

Isn't there an anti- correlation between occurrence of prostate cancer and sex?

Maybe JK didn't have ENOUGH sex???

[Catholic Sensation]

7. don't you dare add substance to this thread

i want it to be exactly as unserious as the crap posted by seventhson, and bringing up things like "reality" only makes it that much more challenging!

[XanaDUer]

18. Skull & Boners?

:shrug:

Yes, I too find it shocking that Kerry may actually have had intercourse.

[salin]

10. If it comes out in the primaries and the campaign weathers it

it will be stronger in the long run... and that's a good thing.. isn't it? ;-)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

3. LOL with soda squirting out the nose (eom)

[Vittorio]

5. Oh Heaven's no! He had sex?????

It's the end of the world as we know it!!!

[WillyBrandt]

6. He didn't have sex with a JEWISH woman did he?

Or with a woman who might have had Jewish ancestry, right?

[NNN0LHI]

8. I really doubt that Kerry has ever had sex. He is a very religious man

Perhaps only for procreation? But I am sure that due to his good religious upbringing he hated every moment of it and has no intentions of ever doing it again.

Don

[Catholic Sensation]

11. Hopefully, if this turns out to be true

there is footage of him going to penance in his local church. Maybe if he's a member of the Opus Dei as well as a member of S&B, he can whip himself as penance like the more hardcore members of that organization.

[polmaven]

15. Um, penance for sex?

In a local CATHOLIC church in BOSTON????

:shrug:

[Catholic Sensation]

16. Here's why it's a brilliant idea

because it shows he believes he made a mistake after having sex AND wants God's forgiveness for his mistake. Americans love it when someone admits they've screwed up!

[polmaven]

21. Yeah, but

we're talking BOSTON'S CATHOLIC CHURCH here. Hardly a bastion of sexual morality!

[WillyBrandt]

9. He had sex with a Skeleton!

As part of his yearly duties to Skull and Bones!

[Feanorcurufinwe]

14. Proof that he's no different from Bush.

[Auntie Bush]

12. Well Bush had sex once! But he got two for the price of one.

[Catholic Sensation]

13. Really? I bet we could use that, if there is substantial evidence to

back this up.

I also heard Dick Cheney has a daughter. If we could find her, we could use her... oh wait... some despicable people have been kicking that idea around already...

[KC21304]

17. But did he know he was having sex ?

Or did someone tell him just recently and he tried to cover it up, or did he really not have sex, and is trying to make believe he did to get more votes.

[Catholic Sensation]

19. well here's what's troubling to me

let's say, for argument's sake, he did have sex knowingly with a woman who was not fully clothed and was also devoid of a chastity belt. Let's say he hid his sexual history because he was ashamed that he'd done such a horrible thing. This strikes me as anti-sexmitic. For arguments sake of course.

[KC21304]

20. Well that may present a problem for him.

They will never allow an anti-sexmitic in S&B. There goes all his elitest, BFEE support.

[NoPasaran]

22. It gets worse and worse

Drudge says that the woman Kerry is believed to have had s-x with had been married to another guy and presumably had s-x with him too. Oh the humanity!

[buddhamama]

23. it is rumored

that he has Hugged a few men in his lifetime too, and there's talk of kisses on the cheek that might have accompanied the hugs.

oh the horror and shame. he might as well give up now, his career is over and he'll never win the presidency.