Doc to Leftist Patient Coming Out of Coma: I've Got Good News & Bad News

[David Zephyr]

A little humor for the GD2004 Primary Forum:

On November 3rd of 2004, an argumentative and proud socialist homosexual (not too much different than yours truly, if you need an image to work with) comes out of a long coma which he'd slipped into just as the year had begun back in January.

His doctor leans over his bed and tells him, I've got some good news and bad news for you.

The cynical leftist growls, "Give the bad news first".

The Doctor replies:

The bad news for you is that John Kerry won the Democratic Party's Nomination while you were out cold. I've been worried about how to break that news to you since you were so angry with him last year about his voting for the Patriot Act and the Iraqi War Resolution. But in any event, Kerry won. You must face this now that you are back with us again.

The patient visibly concerned then barked, "Good grief! So what's your good news, doctor?"

The doctor replied, "George Bush was defeated in yesterday's election by John Kerry".

The patient, looking at the sunlight pouring in through the hospital windows then broke out with a large smile and said, "Well, you know, Doctor, I always did like John Kerry."

[JohnKleeb]

1. I see this in people

People are warming up to Kerry. Nice joke :).

[David Zephyr]

15. Thank You, JohnKleeb.

:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

18. sure

Its nice to see people warm up.

[jobycom]

2. Poor ol Kerry: From liberal icon to pariah to great white hope in one term

And that will be child's play compared to what he'll face from the Republicans if he wins.

[blm]

3. heh. ;)

;)

[David Zephyr]

17. I Thought You'd Like This.

Now, who is the guy in the coma?

[mzmolly]

4. LOL

:D That's uhm yea.... funny....

[David Zephyr]

21. Good Golly

MZMolly!

[JVS]

5. And if he loses?

[Nederland]

6. If he loses

everybody here will be whining about how their candidate would have won if only everyone else had been smart enough to nomination them...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. I'll put money on that!

oops..I promised myself I was going to stop gambling even if it's a sure bet ;-)

To David: Great post!

[arcos]

13. definitely...

but that would have happened with ANY candidate :P

[BruinAlum]

20. I just got done commenting as such in another thread!

It will be because someone who couldn't win individual state primaries was the only one that could POSSIBLY win the general election .... logic I have never understood ....

[NightTrain]

11. Nader will get the blame.

Duh!

[KoKo]

8. This is funny because I have a feeling I would say the same thing! lol's

And it's a good chuckle for all of us, that we would probably feel the same way to have Bush's butt out the door!

[blm]

10. heh....I can hear you saying it exactly like that, KoKo....

LOL.

[Mairead]

9. huh?

I don't get it. Or is this one of those 'post-modern' jokes?

[The Magistrate]

12. An Excellent Jest, Mr. Zephyr

[OKNancy]

14. That's funny

Big smile on my face right now.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

16. Perfect!

[BruinAlum]

19. ROTFL!! Too true!!

[Crewleader]

22. Here we go.....

Bring It On! :7

:hi: DZ