Breaking News: Clinton Camp Runs Out of Money; Only Have $2.50 Left.

[PresidentObama]

...And oh, this just in.

Bill Clinton got a double cheeseburger off the dollar menu and put it on the campaign's tab.

Clinton is in serious trouble, folks.

With the HUGE lead Obama mounted last night after taking insane amounts of delegates and wins, it's like like a matter of days before Hillary Clinton sheds her first REAL tear and drops out. Only to go into hiding, and never be seen again.

Super Tuesday spells the end of the road for Hillary Rodham Clinton

:sarcasm:

[rinsd]

1. Cheeseburger jokes about Bill...that takes me back

;-)

[PresidentObama]

3. To the old ole days, huh? Don't stop thinking about tomorrow.

As the campaign theme would say ;)

The Clintons will be back soon enough.

[gateley]

Was that the ad with Hillary singing? I thought that was great! nt

[rinsd]

9. Yes but I was actually thinking of the old SNL bits.

[gateley]

12. Oh - I missed those. nt

[Nailzberg]

14. See this Fish Sandwich. Intercepted by warlords.

:rofl:

[smalll]

23. LOL Warlords!

I remember that sketch! I guess that was when Somalia was the issue du jour. The 90s! Good times, good times. Most of the Obamatrons can't remember that happy era. Or I guess they just had bad experiences in the early grades.

[Nailzberg]

30. I blame Clinton for making good grudge bands sell out.

Music was much better when they had angst. Then they got happy and shit.

[mondo joe]

27. There was an SNL bit with Phil Hartman as Bill going into a McDonalds that has to be one

of my favorite TV memories.

[maddiejoan]

2. Thank God

He didn't get the fries too.

[BootinUp]

8. rofl. nt

[NJSecularist]

4. You don't think it's a problem that Hillary isn't getting as much money as Obama?

That Obama is beating her 2:1 in legal financing? (Kazakhstan doesn't count)

Obama is getting tons of money. That equals to more advertising air-time, a better ground game, etc.

How does this not benefit Obama? You can be sarcastic all you want, but Obama hasn't had to dip into his personal funds yet. Hillary has. She is clearly having a hard time raising money.

[polpilot]

18. When ANY politician has to finance one's own campaign it's

over!!!!

[Deja Q]

33. Or a sign of true dedication...

Yes, I can make more than just negative commentary too. Keep that in mind.

[niceypoo]

26. And you say this because?

http://www.opensecrets.org/pres08/index.asp">Have you bothered doing 2 minutes worth of research?

[Deja Q]

32. With all the jobs Hillary is offshoring, she's not getting much in return.

:shrug:





(yea, mine was an obtuse, uninformed remark... wanted to say it before you did.)

[Proud2BAmurkin]

5. that's HUGH i'm series

[PresidentObama]

16. Bill supposed to be visiting 7-11's to raise money from the take a penny, leave a penny.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

20. baah

:rofl:

[madrchsod]

6. more than i have

dam rich folks......

[Birthmark]

7. Dang!

And I was going to ask her campaign to loan me a fiver til payday! Better not even call. They'll be asking ME for money!!

[ShortnFiery]

10. What's truly sad is that after our REVOLUTION against the Brits, partly to oust ROYALTY

we've come back to the insanity of nepotism bestowing POWER AND POLITICAL PRIVILEGE. :puke: :thumbsdown:

It's truly horrific for me to consider THE DISTINCT POSSIBILITY that either "a Bush" or "a Clinton" may be sitting in The Oval Office from now until my grand-children's deaths. :thumbsdown:

Yeah, "ha ha" Bill Clinton eats a cheeseburger.

Who truly should give a damn about the disgusting exploits of our "political royal families" known as "The Clintons" OR "The Bushes?" :eyes:

[TheDonkey]

11. at least she can buy some double cheeseburgers

[Bonobo]

13. I just lent them anotther $2.50. They have 5 bucks now.

[PresidentObama]

15. A whole five dollars. It's the HILL SURGE!!

Fundraising is through the roof!!

Expect a press release.

[hogwyld]

22. Doesn't that make Bonobo a Hill Raiser???

I can see the press release now... Following our tidal wave of victory across the nation, the campaign today was inundated with so much money, we doubled the amount on hand...

[PresidentObama]

24. Cancel the press release, they spent the cash on hand on a cake celebrating the money surge.

Expect a campaign e-mail asking for left over change!

[Zech Marquis]

17. I live in Virginia

and so far I haven't seen any Hillary tv ads..yet..it would be a shame if her campaign doesn't have enough money to run their tv ads this weekend. I really want to see what both have to offer and make my final decision.

[DUyellow]

19. how many Obama ads have you seen?

[PunkinPi]

31. I'm in VA too and saw

2-3 different Obama commercials over the last two weeks. No Hillary though.

[sniffa]

21. Jeez, her camp is in more trouble than people thought

She should consider dropping out.

[Name removed]

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[Ellen Forradalom]

28. Update: Clinton campaign rummages under couch cushions

and deposits a few checks it's been carrying around for weeks.

[PresidentObama]

29. UPDATE: Campaign Staffers Asked To Stop Eating For Campaign!

Staffers visibly upset at Bill Clinton for making the announcement to the campaign's senior staff while eating an entire submarine sandwich. Terry McAuliffe left a strategy meeting upset, and told reporters outside he was leaving the campaign and he wasn't sure when he'll be back. In the mean time, he's going to Dairy Queen. It's free Blizzard with your combo meal night.

[rjx]

34. Remember Saturday Night live, Bill @ Mcdonalds?

That was classic.

Here is a link. I just uploaded it.

Phil Hartman is "Bill Clinton at McDonald's" December 5th, 1992

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q-T2VMJbH8

[GoldieAZ49]

35. Gomama needs a new pair of Hsu's

She would rather spend your $$$ than tap their millions

pony up! So she can help the needy!